They're doing a Project Runway MARATHON on Bravo and a AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL marathon on Oxygen. Oh. Em. GEE! Why isn't someone over here watching with me?!

MELIA CAN'T READ!
In other news, I heard there's a HUGE birthday party on the horizon! Who all is going? What are you going to wear? WHAT AM I GOING TO GET HER!?! Someone help me out! We need to go SHOPPING!