Udon (jizzedinmypants) wrote,
@ 2011-03-10 10:51:00

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Phone Contact


Call Me?	Teh Coolness
Udon's phone is a Apple iPhone which is capable of TEXT, PIC TXT, CALL, VOICEMAIL, EMAIL and IM. His voicemail message is from Red vs Blue and it makes him giggle every time someone has to sit through it.	MainCalls: Halo Theme Mjolnir Mix Text: Mods de Chocobo More will be added with the people he knows since he loves to customize everyone.

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	TEXT skullfucked 2009-03-20 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Hemmy-chan! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 09:04 am UTC (link)
	Hey Mystery Mom. What's up? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT skullfucked 2009-03-20 09:06 am UTC (link)
	checking in on my favorite butt bump thats what. are you behaving? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 09:12 am UTC (link)
	Yeah... kinda... ummm. I mean yes! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT skullfucked 2009-03-20 09:14 am UTC (link)
	uh oh, what does kinda mean? do i have to cut your fingers off? <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 09:20 am UTC (link)
	No no no! I wasn't doing anything... bad. Okay I was using company resources to play RE5 D: but it was good (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT skullfucked 2009-03-20 09:21 am UTC (link)
	ohhh hemmy-chan. i trusted you. how could you do this? big brother won't like this, he won't like it at all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 09:23 am UTC (link)
	I..... [is already packing his bags to leave the country] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT skullfucked 2009-03-20 09:24 am UTC (link)
	if youve got good news for me, maybe i'll talk him into going easy on you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 09:27 am UTC (link)
	well i won! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT skullfucked 2009-03-20 09:28 am UTC (link)
	... which major organ do you like least? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 09:31 am UTC (link)
	My pancreas? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT skullfucked 2009-03-20 09:33 am UTC (link)
	and if we can't get it out, which one should we go for next? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	[CALL] skullfucked 2009-04-23 09:29 am UTC (link)
	[ring a ding diiing] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] jizzedinmypants 2009-04-23 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Banana phone~ I mean hello. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] skullfucked 2009-04-23 09:35 am UTC (link)
	Hey. Shape the fuck up, kid. I expect a proper greeting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] jizzedinmypants 2009-04-23 09:38 am UTC (link)
	...Moshi? Udon desu. Ii tenki desu ne. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] skullfucked 2009-04-23 09:44 am UTC (link)
	... Bukkoroshite yaru zo-- "Good evening, Mr. Uchiha. I hope you're doing well. I've been a good little boy and have done my job to the specifications I was given. I will not be a cunt. Please be merciful." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] jizzedinmypants 2009-04-23 09:47 am UTC (link)
	Hello Mr Uchiha. Please do not block your incoming number so I know it's you calling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] skullfucked 2009-04-23 09:52 am UTC (link)
	... Udon~ [sing-song.] Perhaps you misunderstand our relationship. You were given a job. This is your check up. Now stop being so cute and cheeky, and tell me what I need to hear. Before I rip out your trachea and fuck your throat with my fist. [maybe he does need a hug. c-can't help it. doesn't respond well to snark unless it's from another uchiha :( ] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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jizzedinmypants
2009-04-23 10:00 am UTC (link)

[You are mean, very mean. Very very very mean ;__;] That sounds really gross... W-Well sir, we had someone leave the company, a set designer that talked about his cat a lot. We have some new people working here who seem to know each other. A lot of people didn't like being put into the movies. [Thinks more and the sound of typing in the background.] Deidara has a destructive streak, first of all the April Fools gifts and then there was some talk about one of the movie sets with Itachi. Umm, nothing else.

Oh, Temari has committed assault on someone and got fired from her other job.

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	Re: [CALL] skullfucked 2009-04-23 10:04 am UTC (link)
	What else do you know on Deidara? [shuffle shuffle, looking for employee file. anybody who talks with itachi is worth knowing about.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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jizzedinmypants
2009-04-23 10:14 am UTC (link)

Give me a sec. [More typing...] Okay. He is from Canada, he speaks French I think. He is an actor that stared one in a movie with Tayuya but it never gained no recognition. [click click type type] He has a bird named Bango that got sick once and cost him a lot in medical bills, he works two jobs. I think he complains too much and doesn't have a positive outlook on life. Ummm, recently he has befriended Tobi and the two have been seen together more frequently and then there is this.... hold on incoming email. [Sends over chat logs.] He admitted to Kyuubi in a round about way that he could create bigger explosions and has a destructive streak about him.

Makes clay pots. S-Sir, I don't know why he would have helped Itachi out since they seem to hate each other. Strange totally.

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	Re: [CALL] skullfucked 2009-04-23 10:18 am UTC (link)
	Tobi and Itachi? [those are madara's concern. baw, just when he thought ht might have some fun.] Damn. I can't do anything with that. [said more to himself than to udon.] Alright. You said something about a Temari? Go on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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jizzedinmypants
2009-04-23 10:25 am UTC (link)

She got fired and smashed her bosses car up. She worked at an arcade in the city, not one that I go to. There was something about a pink haired skank who smashed her bike up and she has been having an on-off feud with Tayuya so maybe it was her. Anyways the car was rear ended and her lack of driving got it smashed around a pole.

[Click click click] Shit got to be be quick before they notice... Okay I got it. The police report clearly stated hit from behind but she did threaten the guy who hit her with a weapon.

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