Somehow I made it a year in this place without being killed! 19 today. Where does all the time go? Now I will sit here and reflect on what memorable things I have done this year.

....Cried on Mr Minato's cock.

Umm I think I will pass.

............... Errrr. Thanks...?

I think.

But this thing said to pass it onto someone and I don't know who to do it to so I guess, I could give like 5 bucks to someone.....

So much to do... not enough time to work out what I like and damn it! Miss Kaori doesn't make sounds. Oh I'm going to make such as ass of myself I know it. Yeah why couldn't I be so cool like Naruto or Sasuke. Yes Udon you are a loser! Loser loser loser loser!

How is everyone enjoying the new system? If you have any problems with it please let me know~

An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves.

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!

Everything has its beginning. But doesn't start at "one." It starts long before that, in chaos. The world is born... From zero. The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. Taking it all back to one solves nothing. So long as zero remains one will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero. Even the mighty Patriots began with a single man. That one man's desires grew huge, bloated; absorbed technology; began to manipulate the economy. We realized too late that we had created a beast. We had helped turn Zero into 100. His sin... was ours. And for that reason, I'm taking it upon myself to send Zero back to nothing.