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<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a keainanhai</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><br />
3 parts intelligence<br />
1 part arrogance<br />
5 parts instinct</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><br />Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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Your Life Sucks
[x] they call me: Jimmy.
[x] sex: Male.
[x] my first breath of air: 26 April 1986.
[x] status: Lonely.
[x] occupation: Student.
[x] best friends: Sam, Greg, Micah
_______Rewind_______
[x] most memorable memory: Getting in trouble.
[x] worst?: Leaving you.
[x] first word uttered: dunno.
[x] first best friend ever!?: David.
_______Love?_______
[x] love is: lost
[x] first love: Guess
[x] love or lust?: Love
[x] best love song: Daphne Love Derby - Hopeless Love.
[x] when love hurts, you: I die.
[x] true or false: all you need is love: LIES.
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: I don't think so.
_______Opposite Sex_______
[x] turn ons: Kissing, sparkling eyes, lip gloss.
[x] do your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: Not really...
[x] what kinda hair style?: Whatever's cute.
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: Talk to me.
[x] where do you go to meet new people? I don't.
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLER and ask for numbers?: No.
_______Picky Picky_______
[x] dog or cat: KITTY KITTY.
[x] short or long hair: Usually depends.
[x] sunshine or rain: Rain.
[x] moon or sun: Moon.
[x] hugs or kisses: BOTH! :)
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: Dunno...
[x] summer or winter: Spring.
[x] written letters or e-mails: Written..it's cooler...
[x] playstation or nintendo: Both.
[x] car or motorcycle: Car.
[x] house party or club: Neither.
[x] sing or dance: Both!
[x] freak or slow dance: Slow.
_______Lately_______
[x] how are you today? Alone.
[x] what pants are you wearing right now? Dickies.
[x] What shirt are you wearing right now? Alkaline Trio.
[x] what does your hair look like at the moment? Horrid.
[x] what song are u listening to right now? Dallas Green - Sayervelle.
[x] how is the weather right now? Raining.
[x] last person you talked to on the phone? Emily.
[x] last dream you can remember? Playing in a castle.
[x] who are you talking to right now? Roommates.
[x] what time is it? 8:56pm
_______More About YOU!_______
[x] what are the last four digits of your phone number? 4897
[x] if u were a crayon, what colors would you be? Black.
[x] have you ever almost died? All the time.
[x] do u like the person that sent u this? No one did...
[x] what's the next CD you are going to buy? You mean download?
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? There are no regrets and no such thing as perfection.
[x] have u ever won any special award? Nah.
[x] what's the stupidest thing u have ever done? Everything.
[x] how many kids do you want to have? Uhh dunno...
[x] shampoo? Sure.
[x] what are you most scared of? You.
[x] how many TV's do you have in your house? 3-4
[x] do you have your own TV? Yes.
[x] have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Yes.
[x] who do you dream about? Don't know.
[x] who do you tell your dreams to? Shelly and Jack.
[x] who's the loudest friend you have? SAM!
[x] who's the quietest friend? Sam...she can be both...trust me!
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT
I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN</b>
I HAVE NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SEX</b>
I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
I HAVE NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED</b>
I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME</b>
I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP </b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER</b>
I HAVE NEVER STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
<b>I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE</b>
I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER -- does track coach count?! haha
<b>I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE</b>
I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
<b>I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER.</b>
I HAVE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER POSED NUDE</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN 24 HOURS</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHOSE NAME I DID NOT KNOW</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER SMOKED CRACK.</b>
I HAVE NEVER OWNED A PIECE OF QAULITY GUITAR EQUIPMENT LONGER THEN 6 MONTHS (qaulity, being the operative word)
<b>I HAVE NEVER FINISHED A SIX PACK OF BEER</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT PORN</b>
I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH SOMEONE (without alcohol)
I HAVE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
<b>I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A STRIP GAME</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE I WAS DARED TO</b>
<b>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL DRUNK</b>
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL HIGH
I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A LOVE NOTE TO SOMEBODY
I HAVE NEVER RECEIVED A LOVE NOTE FROM SOMEBODY
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<b>INSTRUCTIONS:</b> 1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. Bold the things that are true about you. 3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
<b>01. I miss somebody right now</b>
<b>02. I don't watch much TV these days</b>
03. I love olives
<b>04. I love sleeping</b>
05. I own lots of books
<b>06. I wear glasses or contact lenses</b>
<b>07. I love to play video games</b>
09. I've watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
<b>11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship</b>
<b>12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy</b>
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
<b>15. I curse frequently</b>
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
<b>17. I have a hobby</b>
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I'm really, really smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
<b>24. I'm paranoid at times</b>
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scars
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast ..sometimes <---- NOT ME BUT SAM!!! hahaha
29. I have fresh breath in the morning i chew gum when i sleep a lot of the time
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
<b>32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister</b>
<b>33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.</b>
<b>34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis</b>
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
<b>37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.</b>
<b>38. I like the way that I look sometimes</b>
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to do cornrows
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
<b>49. I am currently single</b>
<b>50. I have kissed someone of the same sex </b>
<b>51. I enjoy talking on the phone only if its someone I want to talk to.</b>
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53. I love to shop.
<b>54. I would rather shop than eat</b>
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
<b>57. I'm obsessed with my <s>Deadjournal</s> SCENEJOURNAL!</b>
58. I don't hate anyone.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
<b>62. I have a cell phone</b>
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
<b>68. I've rejected someone before</b>
<b>69. I currently have a crush on someone</b>
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
<b>74. I bite my nails</b>
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
<b>76. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of.</b>
<b>77. I have a lot to learn</b>
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
<b>80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes</b>
<b>81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message</b>
<b>82. I have at least 5 away messages saved</b>
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
<b>85. I own the "South Park" movie</b>
<b>86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal</b>
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
89. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
90. I watch soap operas whenever I can
91. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
92. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
93. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
94. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
<b>95. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy</b>
96. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
97. I have dated a close friend's ex
98. I'm happy as of this moment
99. I'm gay
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I wasn't bored or anything