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I find it suspicious no one told me how being pregnant is bloody awful.

Miles, this is your fault.

The absolute last thing I'd like to wake up to in the morning is a stomach bug with not a potion in the house to cure my ailment!

Bianca, this is your fault.

My birthday is in twelve days!

That is less than two weeks, for those who have been otherwise preoccupied and shamefully haven't already begun to plan accordingly.

As always, I have constructed a list of pre-approved gifts, which I am more than happy to owl out upon request.

Am I forgetting anything else?

My favorite flavor this year is mango.

I don't know what was a better way to end the day, being told that you still are barred from entering your country of birth, or witnessing a grown wizard accost a Ministry official and then proceed to fall to the ground in a fit of hysterics.

Tell me, how illegal is it to tranquilize others in their sleep?

You have twenty minutes, Pepper, to secure clothes and items you think important whilst doing nothing day in and day out.

( BIANCA )

In other news, people, like snow, are horrible. Isn't the holiday season suppose to make things nice?

( BIANCA & ADAMINA )

( DEREK )

Why can't England be located in a tropical environment? Summer is too nice for it to end so soon.

Maybe it's time to invest in permanent hot location.

( BIANCA & ADAMINA )

Only 17 more days until summer! I think that is definitely worth a countdown.

What an exciting week! Can't wait until the weekend!

( SETH WADCOCK )

( DEREK )

( BIANCA )

Merlin, these children keep coming in younger and I keep feeling older everyday. What would we have even be doing in Hogwarts at this time?

( BIANCA )

Hit-Wizards really are the prettiest and smartest.

( SETH )

EDIT:

( BIANCA )

Fuck men

I should just become a lesbian

Wow, what a great fucking day this has turned out to be.

I just can't decide! Which do you like better?

( TOO MANY CHOICES! )

My apartment is soooo lonely. Woe. No one ever visits.

I suppose I'll just go sit in the shoe room and introduce new editions to the collection.

( BIANCA )

Well. I just feel so great

Ugh I can't say that.

Why---

Oh fuck it

Whoops, dropped my ink bottle!

( BIANCA )

Almost spring, almost spring, almost spring, thank Merlin.

You would think selling wands would be a little bit entertaining, what with the magic of it all?

No, not at all. The most exciting thing to happen this week was Ollivander investing in a new chair for the waiting area.