property of rose judith esther byrne. (jamesamcavoy) wrote,
@ 2008-02-25 20:00:00

stage.
Fact: A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed, naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.

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	keirakc 2008-02-26 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I had better be first here. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 03:57 am UTC (link)
	And only, it would seem. What would you have done if you had come in second? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keirakc 2008-02-26 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Well, you know my temper. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Causing physical harm to my adoring fans is not cute, Keira Christina. Actually, who am I kidding? It's downright sexy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keirakc 2008-02-26 04:06 am UTC (link)
	I would express the fact that I'm claiming you but I think that much is obvious without the actual words. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Very true. There's the body language, for one thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keirakc 2008-02-26 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Shh. No discussing that in public. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:17 am UTC (link)
	But it's so much more fun if we do! I feel as though I should have bragging rights. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keirakc 2008-02-26 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Only if I get bragging rights as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, absolutely. I'll go on television and announce it for you, if you like. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keirakc 2008-02-26 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Well, aren't you just incredibly helpful tonight. I could get used to that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I could also have shirts made up. You could have one that says, 'I'm McAvoy's bit of all right.' What do you think? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keirakc 2008-02-26 05:32 am UTC (link)
	When did you become a genius? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Always have been. It comes out once in a while. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keirakc 2008-02-26 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Well, I approve. What is yours going to say? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Something like, "Keira Knightley takes pity on me and allows me to be her arm candy." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bushanna 2008-02-26 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I fell in love with you once, you just didn't know it yet until now, Dr. Garrigan. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm falling in love with you now, Sophia Bush, and unlike you, I plan to tell you every time there's opportunity. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bushanna 2008-02-26 04:10 am UTC (link)
	I really don't know what to say! I'm flattered and I have to admit blushing like crazy right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Then it's me who's flattered. And a little proud, if I'm being honest, because I didn't think it'd be this easy to make a gorgeous girl speechless. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bushanna 2008-02-26 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Do you wake up every day and decide what lines you are going to use to charm women, or does this flow naturally? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm not much of a thinker-ahead. Let's just call you my inspiration. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bushanna 2008-02-26 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Can you tell a good joke? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I could be a stand up comedian, actually. I know lots of jokes about the English. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bushanna 2008-02-26 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Well if you can make me laugh I won't tell you that you're full of crap. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 05:08 am UTC (link)
	You could call me anything you wanted and I'd still like it, you know that? And my English jokes my offend, so. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sienna 2008-02-26 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Excellent fact, James. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Also true, Sienna. Depends on who the women are, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sienna 2008-02-26 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Bronzed, naked beauties, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Anyone can be bronzed, naked, and beautiful. I'd pass over whiskey for particular people. It's the mind that's the attraction, see? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sienna 2008-02-26 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Would you pass over whiskey for Nietzsche? He had a fabulous mind. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Didn't Nietzsche hate women, though? I think he did. "Woman was God's second mistake." I'll take the whiskey, thanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sienna 2008-02-26 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Touche. I guess you'll be making friends with your whiskey until I can find someone else. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 05:07 am UTC (link)
	And why does it have to be a man? There are smart women, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sienna 2008-02-26 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Because I really wanted to see how you'd react. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh, darling, you needn't fish to determine my sexuality. You're my type, if you're asking. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rose 2008-02-26 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Look who's talking, Rose Byrne. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rose 2008-02-26 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Hold on, I must sit here in awe of you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamesamcavoy 2008-02-26 05:42 am UTC (link)
	That's what we should do then. We should get coffee that neither of us will drink because we're so nervous and we'll sit in our respective seats and stare. (Reply to this)(Parent)

brittany
2008-02-29 10:12 pm UTC (link)

Once upon a time I grew very bored of remaining curled up on the sofa with tea and not but a magazine to keep me company. The magazine was fabulous, the spring edition of Vogue to be exact, but there is only so much Prada I can take without needing to exercise my shopping gene. And so, with sniffling nose and scratchy throat, I sought out one James Mcavoy to pester and annoy. Hello, good afternoon and it is your turn to tell me a story sir.

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