「ℐuliet → ᶯott」

Finally, I'm a brunette again.

Let it be known that the next time that anyone comes within twenty feet of me whilst brandishing hair dye is the day hell freezes over. Intoxicated or not.

In other news, I'm actually rather bored now that it seems Rhys Nott is leaving me alone about this whole 'we're dating' nonsense. I haven't had a good strongly-worded jab at him for quite some time. This may mean that I'm going to have to go twice as hard on the rest of you lot that I hate.

Emmeline, the best way to get rid of my brother's stalking problem is to pack mace, although I could certainly lend you the ninja stars in this case. All that goes to a good cause and whatnot.