Michael Corner

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To a Good Home (or a Shitty One, I don't Care)

[info]inthecorner
12/29/11 11:49 am
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(December 29, 1998)

[Advert for All]

One size 3 solid gold cauldron free to whomever wants it. First come, first serve. Has never been used and in brand new condition. Will deliver within Britain.

As luck would have it, I have rid myself of the blasted cauldron. Good riddance. Thanks for those who showed interest in it.

[Terry]

Oi, what are you doing for New Year's? I need to get good and pissed.
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  • Michael

    [info]chipmunks_rule
    12/30/11 01:56 am (UTC)
    I would be happy to get you well and pissed, as long as you promise to do the same in return.

    • Re: Michael

      [info]inthecorner
      12/30/11 02:03 am (UTC)
      Oi, as if I'd leave you in the lurch! Fool. How about we take care of the other but for Merlin's sake we are not doing firewhiskey shots like last time. It took me a near week for me to recover from that.

      • Terry

        [info]chipmunks_rule
        12/30/11 02:04 am (UTC)
        Where's your sense of adventure mate?!

        • Re: Terry

          [info]inthecorner
          12/30/11 02:09 am (UTC)
          The last time it ended up in the loo. Repeatedly. And before that, I think some on the sidewalk but you would know better than I on that one.

          By the way, do you want a new cauldron?

          • Michael

            [info]chipmunks_rule
            12/30/11 02:10 am (UTC)
            That...might be a good idea. I just melted one of Granddad's this afternoon. Maybe he won't notice if I replace it.

            • Re: Michael

              [info]inthecorner
              12/30/11 02:14 am (UTC)
              Fuck me, mate; if you managed to melt the cauldron I think you mean promise me not to go near any cauldrons again. What on earth were you brewing???

              • Terry

                [info]chipmunks_rule
                12/30/11 02:15 am (UTC)
                Uhh....something new. I had an idea!

                ....it didn't turn out well

                • To Terry

                  [info]inthecorner
                  12/30/11 02:22 am (UTC)
                  That's putting it mildly. Ever notice how some of your ideas tend to work out that way?

                  I'll send the cauldron over in the morning.

                  Never Never Land sound good?

                  • Michael

                    [info]chipmunks_rule
                    12/30/11 10:53 am (UTC)
                    That's half the fun! Even if Granddad didn't think so...

                    I never say no to Never Never Land!

  • [info]ampucey
    1/1/12 09:51 pm (UTC)
    Responding to the public advert via Owl

    Michael Corner, I believe you'll remember me from our years at Hogwarts. I'm interested in the size 3 cauldron you've advertised though I would like details as to why you're so keen on ridding yourself of a prized cauldron.

    Do let me know,
    Adrian Pucey

    • Pucey

      [info]inthecorner
      1/1/12 09:58 pm (UTC)
      Oh, I remember.

      The cauldron has already been claimed and given to its new owner.

      So sorry, but thank you for your interest.

      M. Corner
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