On that note, I'm completely not having taffy and Kool-aid for breakfast. I don't know what you're talking about. Alucard certainly had no idea about it, either.

alucard: go eat your taffy.
integra: ^-^
integra: taffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ ^-^/
integra: *pat pat* Taffy.
alucard: e_e b You just stay right there.. I'll be back.
integra: ^-^~! taffy.
integra: walter never lets me have taffy in the morning! you're the best!
alucard: Good thing I'm... INVISIBLE. Or I'd really get shit for this.
alucard: MWAHA!

This isn't a ploy to get a certain butler to throw things at me. No no.

Oh hey a leaf!

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Sir Integra "Currently Engaged in an Epic Leaf-chase" Hellsing

Now, Walter. The floozies do not take that long.

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Integra

What the...

...Proof that I don't need to be awake at seven in the morning.

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Sir Integra Hellsing

If anyone has ever wondered what my nights look like, this is pretty much it.

( Walter insists that he has the plague: a three-part saga )

Of course, we redeem ourselves with moments like these.

( :D! )

Integra