Name: Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing Age: 23 Location: London, England Likes: cigars, music, my butler, my vampires, opera, reading, sleeping, tea, working Dislikes: calls from the Vatican, round table conferences, nazis, nazis, nazis, have I said nazis?
[He frantically flips through about three books, making a noise of surprise as one of them slips in the confusion and jumps to try to catch it, dropping the other two in the process. He looks among them for a moment with a pained shock before sighing dejectedly and picking them up again, mumbling something under his breath about 'damned catboys' in German.]
Let's see heeeere....Aha! Bestiality! [Reads diligently] Ahh, nein, nein. Unfortunately zis does not qualify. Unless he ist actually und dog..? Sadly ze vast majority lacks understanding of such matters. Alzough I do believe it could still be considered necrophilia!