But of course!

How else should I keep tabs on the lovely ladies of the Hellsing organization, eh?

Haha, ever the charmer ♥ Tell me, have you heard any word from our Police Girl?

Mmm, that one, I think she is avoiding me.

She plays coy, but I know better. Much like you, yes?

I can't imagine why. Why don't you try sending her flowers? Perhaps saying hello before you reach for her chest may also help your chances.

Haha, no, I don't play coy. I will shoot anyone that tries anything funny. I still shoot Alucard almost daily. For him it's only a minor inconvenience. For humans, it is slightly less so.

You are lucky that you picked the right one, sir! ♥ I'm sure she'll come around.

What can I say? She is a very sexy lady. Although roses are not a bad idea..

Speaking of roses, the ones with the sharpest thorns are oft the most beautiful and the most rewarding to reach.

Maybe he is merely trying to observe your beautiful...

petals.

She is also very important to the organization, and I am very protective of her. Be sure you're in it for the right reasons before you try anything with her, lest you have an angry British woman after you!

I think she would enjoy roses. She also seems to be the plush animal type.

Alucard? Oh yes, he's been trying to do more than "observe" my "petals" for years now. He would be much more successful in his attempts if they didn't include turning into a flying lamp that yells "DRINK MY BLOOD".

And they wonder why my cigars are listed as a work-related expense.

What a good idea, a plush animal.

I'm not going to inquire what that means. I'm not sure I'd like to get into the inner workings of that relationship.. I don't even think I could understand it.

Can I get my cigarettes written off as well?

I think it would be a safe assumption for a gift for her.

You know, I don't think I understand it nine tenths of the time. I just know that Alulamp is an instant migraine.

I can certainly see what I can do about that. How many of the Wild Geese need cigarettes? I think if there is a larger demand, the request will have a better chance.

I will see.. you never know.

Thanks for the advice on Seras. You know, some of the soldiers joke about you being an ice queen, but that's hardly true at all it would seem!

Of course. If you truly mean well with our little Police Girl, you could be good for her. And, of course, a happy Seras is a marginally less homicidal Integra.

Haha, yes well. We all have our moments, do we not? I'd prefer to be fairly accessible to my subordinates so that we may run smoothly. I don't want you boys planning a mutiny at such a crucial time, afterall.

It's nice to have your blessing. I will work on getting her.

I caught you in a relaxed mood, no? Are you drinking? can I join you if so?

You have my full blessing as long as you don't plan on using our little Police Girl for one thing. Should you try that, I will find you.

It seems that you have. It is decidedly early, isn't it? I haven't been drinking much aside from my nightly half glass of red wine before bed. Although the next time I am, I'm sure you'll hear about it. Apparently I get very friendly when I'm drunk. Not overly friendly, of course, but I'm sure I'll try to rope someone into karaoke.

I really am my father's daughter.

Ah, despite my nature I really do only have eyes for her.

Elle est mon ange..


That should be fun! I'd think you were a scotch lady, myself..
I suppose we will see if you can hold your alcohol.

Then I give you my full blessing.

Haha, is that a challenge?

Merci.

But of course...! Let us see you live up to your words.

Oh you are so on, Frenchman.

I cannot wait. You know where to find me.

That I do! Prepare to eat your words.