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For the record, tampering with another employee's desk with malicious intent, and this includes pranks, is illegal and not conducive to a healthy work place environment. If you feel yourself with these urges, please see our on-site therapist. If you have a specific issue with another employee, please stop by human resources and talk it out with a staff member before acting foolishly.

Also if you work in the legal offices and require a compensation request form for the glasses of water in your office, or other issues, please stop by human resources to fill out the correct forms. If you have any information on the perpetrator, you are to be directed to legal services.

Also, Valentine's Day is approaching fast. The janitors have requested that this year, employees refrain from enjoying the bliss of relationships in the following areas: storage closets, stairwells, elevators, and the front lobby.

Thank you.