「ζngrid → ℭatchlove」 (ingrids) wrote,
@ 2008-02-16 20:43:00

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[PRIVATE] ASDFK;LJA;SDFIWOE;RJASKDFJ ADS;LFJAI;SODFJA SDFKJLAS;D FIOJAS;DFOIJASD;LKFJA SDIFO OH MY GOD.

WHERE IS GRETA? WHY IS SHE NOT HERE? OR AROUND? TO LITSEN TO ME. BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY. SO MUCH. OH MY GOD. I'M FREAKING OUT. I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH AND FREAKING OUT. AND MY SISTER IS NOWHERE.

THAT WAS THE BEST SHAG EVER.

OH MY GOD. [/PRIVATE]

[ELIZA] ELIZA ELIZA YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY [/ELIZA]

[CHRISTIAN] I miss you already. [/CHRISTIAN]

Valentine's Day is the best holiday in the history of ever, don't let anyone tell you otherwise! And no, I'm not just saying this because I've had far too many enchanted gummy bears in the past ten minutes to ever be considered healthy!

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	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I think we should make one up, then. How about... superiffimendous? I like the sound of it. Hard to say, almost as impossible to spell... superiffimendous. Bloody Christ, that's two months away! I don't want a dead girlfriend, if it can be avoided. :[ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Christian

ingrids
2008-02-17 05:24 am UTC (link)

Super...iffi...mendous? Superiffimendous! I love it, but I totally had to look off of what you wrote there like, seven times while I tried to write that just now.

I KNOW. I am pouting VERY OBNOXIOUSLY about this RIGHT NOW.

UGH well, I suppose I'll have to go on trudging through my dismal, depressing existence--I WILL LIVE FOR YOOOOU!!

... I think these gummy bears have more than sugar in them.

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	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 05:30 am UTC (link)
	I bet you're adorable even when you're pouting, however obnoxiously. YOu have quite the flair for the dramatic! ...Yes. They do. I made sure they were laced with crack. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Christian

ingrids
2008-02-17 05:34 am UTC (link)

Aww--I bet I'm not. Actually, my roommates are kind of looking at me like 'what the hell are you doing, you weirdo?' at the moment for it. But I'm all for it if you want to imagine something cuter.

Well, you know, this situation between you and I is very dramatic and all that. I'm only portraying it as appropriately as I know how!

... I knew it. You're going to turn me into a crackwhore.

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	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Drat, you've discovered my plan. My plan to turn you into a crackwhore. That way I could supply you with crack-sweets... but only in return for excellent shagging. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Christian ingrids 2008-02-17 05:54 am UTC (link)
	I guess that's why I'd be a crackwhore, yes? One that's frighteningly happy to oblige. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I do believe that's why they call them that, yes. I think I can safely say that I'm the only bloke I know that can safely say he's dating an obliging crackwhore. My friends will be so jealous. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Christian ingrids 2008-02-17 06:08 am UTC (link)
	You're obviously just so lucky to have me, in all my crackwhorishness. Maybe you could write them a guidebook on how to make their girlfriends crackwhores too? You could make a fortune. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 06:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to patent those gummy bears. That way I can afford to buy the next hotel room. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Christian ingrids 2008-02-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I can always just whore in your flat, you know. I'm not a very demanding whore, as whores go. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 06:19 am UTC (link)
	It's better that you're not... demanding crackwhores are really very unfashionable. Well in that case I'll use my hard earned money to buy a bigger flat then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Christian ingrids 2008-02-17 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Well, Merlin forbid I ever be called that! Hey now, if you're going to make that much, though, I might just have to start being unfashionable and demand diamond necklaces and all that. This is rule number one: do not let your whore know how much you make. It is dangerous territory. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Diamond necklaces?! Pace yourself. When I patent my gummy bears, you should patent the rulebook on dating crackwhores. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Christian ingrids 2008-02-17 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Hey, at least I didn't ask for a diamond ring or something! Or a yacht---you know, on second thought, a yacht would be nice. Get on that, would you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ingrid whistle 2008-02-17 07:57 am UTC (link)
	You're becoming a demanding crackwhore. I thought we decided that was a bad thing??? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Christian ingrids 2008-02-17 08:04 am UTC (link)
	I told you; don't tell your crackwhore how much money you're making. Demanding natures may be unfashionable, but sometimes the whore's boyfriend simply asks them to be developed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Christian whistle 2008-02-17 08:13 am UTC (link)
	These rules are a bit intense. It's tough work dating a crackwhore, let me tell you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Christian ingrids 2008-02-17 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Hey, it's what you pay for the shags. Take me or leave me, baby. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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