Isn't my husband the sexiest Minister of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes you've ever seen?

Congratulations, Archie! xoxo

Oh bother HELP!!!!!

Oh boy! Or girl? HEEEEE Archie, I've got a surprise for you!

Why is it that when a woman doesn't want to get pregnant, she finds herself up the duff by the handsome ministry official she'd only been seeing for two or so months, but when she wants to have another baby with her husband, it feels like an impossible task?

What kind of luck is that.