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So, you know how on some microwaves, by pressing the '0' button one more time, you change the cooking time from two minutes to twenty minutes? Well, apparently I did that when trying to microwave some popcorn this afternoon. Since I'd gone outside starting the microwave, I didn't realize anything was wrong until I came back inside and had a microwave which was filling the house with smoke, and a flaming bag of popcorn inside of it.

Good news is nothing else in my house is damaged (at least not badly). But goddamnit, I hate popcorn now.

You can laugh, but remember, I have many, many knives at my disposal.