houseofdaggers (houseofdaggers) wrote,
@ 2009-07-19 20:36:00

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I see the point of these things. Really I do, and I wouldn't lie to you. Well, not about a stupid journal, anyway. It gives the fans something to read, and it's a way of gaining publicity. And it makes the people here communicate with each other, even outside of working.

But, honestly? None of the fans give a flying fuck about the camera woman. As for publicity, I'm not going to claim that this journal is widely-read. As for communicating with others here, I guess I'll write here for that reason. And also for the reason that I want to keep my job, seeing as it pays a lot better than other, more difficult jobs.

And, for starters, I'll say a few things about myself.
One: I wear earplugs when I'm working the cameras. I don't really wanna hear that.
Two: I have a knife collection in my basement. Don't ask how many, 'cause I can't count that high in English. In Chinese, yes, but not in English.
Three: Maybe you guessed from the title of this and the previous fact, but no, English is not my first language. I'm a Chinese immigrant.

All right, that's all for now. Maybe you'll get more later. Maybe not.

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nudityonlegs
2009-07-22 05:59 am UTC (link)

See, I knew you were bright. Some people like to put jerks in their places, others like to make them uncomfortable. Different strokes for different folks.

Yeah, pretty much, dragging us down, yeesh. And you should. We need something pretty to look at. The control room is so bland.

Ah, who cares? So long as you're happy with them, it's no big deal. At least you don't collect dolls or something boring.

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	houseofdaggers 2009-07-22 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Whatever works for you, I guess. Death by awkwardness is always amusing to watch, so go ahead. Just making you guys more normal. And isn't there stuff you're supposed to be looking at down there? Like cameras and whatnot? Yeah, I leave the collecting dolls to ten year olds, thanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-22 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Awww, already looking forward to my death? And I thought we were getting along so well. Tch, nah, most of my co-workers are lazy jerks and send me to do the rounds while they gawk at the camera monitors. They're bores, seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-23 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say your death. Geeze, people these days and their jumping to conclusions. I actually meant whoever you were making feel awkward. Aww. So you just go running around the hallways and they pretty much watch free porn? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

nudityonlegs
2009-07-23 03:50 am UTC (link)

Ah, right right. Well, can't say I know many people who I make feel awkward. Most people are getting sadly used to me. Shame. Might have to become a bit more unpredictable.

Pretty much, lazy bums. I'm working on it though. I want to be a lazy bum too every once in a while. But see, if you joined security, it might not be that bad. You'd do the rounds with me wouldn't ya?

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houseofdaggers
2009-07-24 02:24 am UTC (link)

That sounds surprising, mostly because you don't seem easy to get used to. (And no, I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. Take it however you want.) I suppose you will have to get more unpredictable. Have fun with that.

How do you decide who goes on the rounds and who stays in the control rooms? And I think I'd rather do rounds than sit and watch the cameras.

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nudityonlegs
2009-07-24 05:19 am UTC (link)

I'll take it as a compliment. I try, but you know. Only so many things you can do before your unpredictability becomes predictable. And I will, thanks, but if people come complaining, can I send them your way?

Well, it's supposed to be we share the responsibility of it. In reality, you gotta annoy the rest of them to go out on the rounds. And keep saying things like you'll do the rounds with me, and I might petition to have you come over and work security with us.

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	houseofdaggers 2009-07-24 08:42 am UTC (link)
	What if you started acting normal? I think people would pretty much freak out... Hah, sure, send all the complainers to me. Maybe I can shut them up? So people just don't want to walk around the halls? Lazy. Go ahead, petition away. Maybe I could do it part-time? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-24 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Man, I couldn't act normal. That's so hard! Who's normal anyway? And sweet, got a blonde chick named Ino who might want to talk to you. Yes, you'd be saving me. Now'd be a good time anyway. We just got a new guy. Promises to be fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-25 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Psh, but it'd throw people off. And I don't know, that's actually a good question. Ino? That's hilarious. She's kinda scared of me. Apparently knives and long blonde hair don't mix. Alright, alright, I'll think about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-25 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'll try it one day or something. Maybe Leave it to Beaver style stuff is normal. That would freak me out if someone acted like that. Good, I'll send her your way. You're the best Tenten, seriously. Way to be awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-26 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I think it'd freak me out, too. And I'm not usually freaked out, so you might wanna stay away from me. Try not to piss her off too badly, though? Or is it too late? Yeah, I know. Thank me later. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-26 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Quick with knives when you freak out? And don't worry, I'd warn ya. Nah, I think she's calmed down some. She seems cool, other than the stomping balls in stilettos. Oh? How'd you like to be thanked? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-26 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I would never even dream of stabbing one of the security guards. Hah, I definitely should've warned you about that. Sorry. I was joking. It sounds fun, anyway, so no thanking necessary. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-26 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, right, you say that now. You haven't met some of the others have you? About the ball stomping? Nah, it's cool. Plus it's always fun to meet new people, and she seems interesting. Though don't worry you're still number one feisty girl for me. You sure? I like to pay back favors I owe, you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-26 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, that's true. Are the other security guards annoying? You would say that. Still, dicking girls in the arm and getting their friends upset is not a good way to meet people, kay? I'm sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-27 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I think they are. They can be decent some days, but mostly they're irritating. It's still the truth. And yeah, yeah, I got it. Once is enough, and it's boring to do the same thing twice anyway. You're no fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-27 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Like when they make you do the rounds by yourself. I think we've been over this. Just making sure it got through your thick skull, you know. Trying to help you out. That's what they tell me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-27 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I got some sense of self-preservation, seriously. I won't do it again, honest. Though it does mean I'll have to find a new form of entertainment... Really? Other people tell you? Don't they know about the knives? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-27 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I shudder to think of what your new form of entertainment may be. Well, they didn't know about the knives at first. I informed them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you would, but in a different way. Yeah? How'd they react? And for someone who says you have a different idea of fun with knives than me, you're doing things with them I'd think were fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-27 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Are you being a pervert again? Oh, I don't really remember. All the running and screaming eventually blurs together. And I may have overestimated you immaturity, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-27 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Can't help it. But you work at a porno industry doll, what'd ya expect? Haha, you saying you've met people worse than me? No wonder you like the knives so much. Though that's great. Good conversation starter. Maybe I should get me some. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-07-27 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Damn, you got me there. A few people worse than you. They're very few and far between, but I have reason to believe they exist. I'm slightly frightened to think of who you would hurt more if you had knives: yourself or others. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-27 07:38 am UTC (link)
	So can I perv in peace then? And aw, you flatter me. Few and far between? I feel like a unique snowflake. Tch, I wouldn't hurt myself with knives. I know how to handle them, and it's not so fun using them yourself when hot dungeon mistresses can use them for you. They'd be... decorative or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)