This outfit is ruining my life.

No, seriously. I'm not like... I'm a big guy, you know. Not like fat, but... I feel like some ugly drag queen. You know, it's kind of hard to take down a guy who tried to run on his tab when you're in this miniskirt and midrift shirt. It's kind of depressing. I think my self-esteem is ruined forever. I never wanted to realize how big my ass looked...

I'm thinkin of taking a load of vacation time until this is over. Anybody with me?