Graeme Dorny (graeme_cracker) wrote,
@ 2008-02-17 23:31:00

"Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is."
-Elbert Hubbard

Burger Boy has retired his cape.

Oddly enough, that sentance makes me kind of sad, but the fact that I quit my job does not.

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	graeme_cracker 2008-02-18 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I only found out like...yesterday. And I wasn't supposed to. I just happened to pick up the wrong check, and right after I did a dance about my 'raise' ( oh, it was a glorious dance ), I realized that the name on the bottom was not Graeme Dorny. And damn it all, it should have been! I think we need to go out and celebrate, spending money I don't have! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Awww, Graeme, I think I should treat you for all your suffering at the Diner that Didn't Pay. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

graeme_cracker
2008-02-19 01:58 am UTC (link)

That sounds like a movie title...a horror movie. Definetly not Disney.

Well, it could be Disney if the Diner was the evil captive dungeon of a horrible Queen and I was the peasant boy who worked as a slave there, but then I escaped and discovered I was the Queen's step son, the Prince, and she wasn't really a Queen, but only posed as a Queen because no one knew that there was a very dashing Prince working in the Diner Dungeon who was really supposed to rule the kingdom.

Oh, and I would have to eventually start dating a very hot DJ. A magical, hot DJ. Who turns out to be a princess of somewhere else, and then me and the Princess are like "Holy crap, that's WEIRD!" And because I'm such a modest Prince, I work amongst my people at some new and better job...and sue the evil dungeons for having slaves.

That, my dear, is the premise of "The Diner that Didn't Pay". It's an action packed comedy.

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	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 02:03 am UTC (link)
	~~SGKDJSNGS WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE~~ I think we should take it to Disney World and pitch the idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Disney World is in that one state at the bottom, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Babe, I have no idea haha. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 05:54 am UTC (link)
	We obviously excell at geography. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 06:05 am UTC (link)
	I get lost in my own flat! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I'll make you a colorful map. And I'll even use glitter. Aaaaaaand cue shocked reaction! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 06:17 am UTC (link)
	GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! Shiiiinnyyy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, woman, the things I do for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Awwww, I will try to make it worth your while. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Because what I'm thinking starts with S and ends in X. And I am obviously thinking of you should play a lot of Styx at work tomorrow, because god damn it, they are amazing. Get your head out of the gutter, you perv. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 06:32 am UTC (link)
	YOU OWE SAVANNAH A NEW PLACEMAT Ugh I hate you sometimes except I don't really! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 06:37 am UTC (link)
	BUT I AM A POOR MAN! I guarentee you are going to start laughing whenever you hear "Come Sail Away" now...that is, if you didn't already laugh whenever you heard that song. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 06:46 am UTC (link)
	.......HUFF I owe her like a new table cloth too so I'll just put that on my tab. And ARGH they're going to think I'm insane. This totally means you're getting a story told about you and embarrassed in front of my dozens of listeners. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 07:13 am UTC (link)
	...wait a second, how did this conversation turn into you embarrassing me when I'm in need of comfort and support? :( I think you should come over, before they kick me out of my apartment because I'm poor. And then you will have to introduce me as Graeme the Hobo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Because you made a joke that you knew could be taken badly and you made me spill my coffee and therefore I need to seek revenge. Awwwww, at least you'll be a cute hobo with a hot girlfriend? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 07:25 am UTC (link)
	I can't help it that you have a very dirty mind, Giada Vance. I just hope I don't get to the point where I'm one of those hobo's that live in a trash can and throw things at small children. I swear, they exist. I have the scar to prove it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 07:27 am UTC (link)
	~~WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO---~~ You aren't helping me much!! SHUT UP, A HOBO THREW SOMETHING AT YOU? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 07:38 am UTC (link)
	Hey. Don't drag me into your pervy twisted world, Vance. IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIZING! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 07:42 am UTC (link)
	I am like the exact opposite of pervy and twisted and you know it, Dorny! Like in those books you get with antonyms and synonyms, I WOULD BE AN ANTONYM OF PERVY AND TWISTED. WHAT HAPPENED??? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

graeme_cracker
2008-02-19 07:51 am UTC (link)

Have I ever told you that you're adorable when you're being defensive?

I tas throwing something away and didn't know someone was living in the trash can ( I was obviously a moron for not thinking someone lived in the trash ) when I was like...6. And he got all mad and asked how I would like it if he threw something on my bed that was dirty and used and I just kind of stared and then I was like "Well, I'm sorry mister hobo...but you're living in a trash can. And that's where dirty used things go." And he got all offended and was like "ARE YOU CALLING ME DIRTY AND USED, [BLAH BLAH BLAH, INSERT CRAZY HOBO BANTER HERE]" and then he threw what I was trying to throw away at me and told me to throw it somewhere else.

From that day on I've checked every. single. trash can before I throw anything out.

Like, seriously. You'll start to notice it now that I've told you.

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	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 08:05 am UTC (link)
	HOLY SMOKES THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY I'VE EVER HEARD THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING I'm probably going to start checking rubbish bins now too. And no you haven't told me I'm adorable when I'm being defensive, I think you should. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 08:25 am UTC (link)
	I KNOW! TRY EXPLAINING THAT TO YOUR MUM! "What happened to you?!" "THE HOBO OUT FRONT THREW SOMETHING AT ME AND IT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FACE!" If you're wondering, it would up hitting me right in the back of the head. Whiiich could explain a lot. Better safe than sorry. I think you should come here so I can tell you to your face. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-02-19 08:36 am UTC (link)
	Awww, my poor Graemeekins (wow names ending in vowels are not fun to make into sappy pet names)! But! Yes! I shall be over as soon as I hide this place mat even though Savannah can reaaad this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-02-19 08:45 am UTC (link)
	You thought of something original for my name though, so you get a lot of points for not calling me a snack food. I doubt she reads my journal, but okay! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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