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The Girl
Emily. Sixteen. Vagina. Florida. Fatty. Single. In love. Junior.
It's a long, hard road, but I'm determined to make it.
I've got what it takes, just like everyone else. I don't
want to be rich or famous, I just want to make a difference.
Add me, I won't bite. (Though my vagina might ;] )
Username
I've made several references to my vagina having teeth.
I hope you all know that this is a joke. See, it goes
like this: there's this AMAZING movie called
TEETH,
right? Based on the myth of
vagina dentata. Look it
up. It's awesome. Anyway, so I'm discussing it with my friends,
and one of them says something about vagina teeth, and
the other's like, "Shhh. Emily's sensitive about her
disability." And thus, the username was born. Because I,
Emily [last name on a need-to-know basis], have a vagina.
And my
va[
ginabites]. =]