Louisa- 'Oh God I hope he's not a stalker because meeting on the internet probably isn't a good idea.' Because bear hunters frequent the dark recesses of the interwebs.

Lydia- 'He's sitting in a tree reading. He can't be that bad. Plus, now I can procrastinate my homework.' And now he's all she thinks about. Lydia's a bit too googly-eyed for her own good.

Emerson- 'She has a nice pool. We should be friends.' He was six or seven, I don't remember which, and too preoccupied with what kind of trouble he could get himself into to see her as a girl. Plus, girls had cooties.

Nathaniel- 'Wow, her eyes are really nice. I wonder if they're really that blue?' They're not. Sophie wears contacts but Nathaniel doesn't care. He also thinks Ellee has very nice eyes, but that's not something he's going to admit out loud.

Romeo- 'Holy shit we need to fuck.' He then proceeded to throw up in his mouth a little because he was so wasted.

John- 'I wish my parents would stop telling me how cute she is. It's not like I can't tell.' He can tell very much, especially now that he's cheated on her. She's so beautiful and he feels like a horrible monster.