fragileternity_ (fragileternity_) wrote,
@ 2010-07-17 01:18:00

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So how about them apples?

So new job, always bangin', except now I can't use that phrase without someone coming up behind me and snickering. Learned that particular piece of useful information yesterday.

Also, I've come to the realization that I need to stop watching those Asian horror films that netflix is so utterly kind to offer, I went home to visit my mother and she woke me in the morning and I thought she was going to kill me. ~~It always has to be an asian lady with really long black, straight hair doesn't it?~~ At least she got her morning's entertainment.

This heat is NOT okay, seriously. It makes me cry inside, in my special angry place.

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	notyourfantasy 2010-07-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Leave the new people alone Madara. Don't threaten her cause she's got balls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have a soft spot for vaginas? I wasn't threatening her, I was asking a legit question. I know the law offices are stressful. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-07-19 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	She's spunky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	You didn't need to butt in to defend her maidenhead. She was handling herself just fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-07-19 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Not butting in, simply sticking my head in for a moment. Don't rile her up out of her job. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	... What's with you? She was doing fine on her own. Jealous I'm not paying attention to you, puppy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-07-19 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Certainly not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Then go bark somewhere else. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-07-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not barking at anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Then shoo. (Reply to this)(Parent)

fragileternity_
2010-07-19 10:47 pm UTC (link)

The Law Offices are not stressful at all, and I find your brother a...Interesting person, not has terror-inducing as I have heard.

Why does it always have to come back to vaginas with you? Jealous that we can go five minutes without thinking with that particular area of our bodies?

Although, at least you've made that nice little habit profitable, a respectable endeavor.

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	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Sasori has a thing about protecting women who he thinks are weak and unable to defend themselves. Nice to see he thinks so highly of you. I apologize for his behavior. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Well as precious as it is that you guys are spraying testosterone on all over my..journal..blog..thing you still haven't answered my question. Though Sasori and I have not spoken a great deal, I am fairly sure that he is too stubborn for me to change his mind on anything, even if it bothered me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	You had a question? Go on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oops, forgot you're male. Let me repeat it for you. Why does it always have to come back to vaginas with you? Jealous that we can go five minutes without thinking with that particular area of our bodies? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oops, forgot you're female and I don't have to listen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well isn't that original, what other witty comebacks will you hit me with next? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I like you. Do you like truffles? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Truffles are bad for you. You should let me play with the hawk. 'Cause you're a good person and all that jazz. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	They're absolutely delicious. I made some. You want one? My hawk? That's my baby, you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	But they're bad for you, I've never even had one. Do you make crepes? Mochi? Yes, I will try a truffle. Just know that if you kill me with it, you will have a very angry old Japanese woman here to yell at you. I connecet well with predators(ask my python), I'm sure your baby and I will get along just fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	... I keep my cooking arsenal small. And old Japanese women love me. I don't know. He doesn't like anybody but me. We have a perfect bond. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Not if you poison their spawn. You should let us meet. If he/she doesn't like me I lose my eyeballs and you get a good laugh and I've gotten 'put in my place' or some other archaic chauvanistic label. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 12:14 am UTC (link)
	If that's the case, your place would be in the kitchen, not an eyeless heap in my backyard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Trust me, the last place you want me is in the kitchen. You should send the truffle via hawk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)