fragileternity_ (fragileternity_) wrote,
@ 2010-07-17 01:18:00

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So how about them apples?

So new job, always bangin', except now I can't use that phrase without someone coming up behind me and snickering. Learned that particular piece of useful information yesterday.

Also, I've come to the realization that I need to stop watching those Asian horror films that netflix is so utterly kind to offer, I went home to visit my mother and she woke me in the morning and I thought she was going to kill me. ~~It always has to be an asian lady with really long black, straight hair doesn't it?~~ At least she got her morning's entertainment.

This heat is NOT okay, seriously. It makes me cry inside, in my special angry place.

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	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oops, forgot you're female and I don't have to listen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well isn't that original, what other witty comebacks will you hit me with next? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I like you. Do you like truffles? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Truffles are bad for you. You should let me play with the hawk. 'Cause you're a good person and all that jazz. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	They're absolutely delicious. I made some. You want one? My hawk? That's my baby, you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	But they're bad for you, I've never even had one. Do you make crepes? Mochi? Yes, I will try a truffle. Just know that if you kill me with it, you will have a very angry old Japanese woman here to yell at you. I connecet well with predators(ask my python), I'm sure your baby and I will get along just fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-19 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	... I keep my cooking arsenal small. And old Japanese women love me. I don't know. He doesn't like anybody but me. We have a perfect bond. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-19 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Not if you poison their spawn. You should let us meet. If he/she doesn't like me I lose my eyeballs and you get a good laugh and I've gotten 'put in my place' or some other archaic chauvanistic label. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 12:14 am UTC (link)
	If that's the case, your place would be in the kitchen, not an eyeless heap in my backyard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Trust me, the last place you want me is in the kitchen. You should send the truffle via hawk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Useless female. I think he'd crush it. Have you met Izuna's puffball bird yet? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Aw, why, can you only cook foo-foo food? No, but intend to see him out too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Foo-foo? Like little bunny? Good luck with that. He likes to look adorable then take a big shit on you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
	No like wussy, not substantial, silly. You know this from personal experience? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 12:30 am UTC (link)
	I make a lot of beef. For the man. I've seen him do it. I think it's been trained to shit on people Izuna doesn't like. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Good for you what a show of real masculinity, what, are you going to start grunting "Me man, you woman, me fight tiger." As per Sasori's advice, I've addressed him as '-san', I think I'm okay. For now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 12:38 am UTC (link)
	... No, I meant my man. Good. Never call him "Mr. Uchiha," that's my best advice for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Is belittling some kind of hazing/initiation for women in this company that aren't joining for sex? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 12:54 am UTC (link)
	I do it to men, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 01:15 am UTC (link)
	To test the level of eccentricity that is obviously needed to work here? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. If you can't handle me then you'll never make it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Nice to know this place will be a breeze. Appreciate the tip. I'll be on the lookout for the truffle being carried by a grumpy hawk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 01:53 am UTC (link)
	You're determined. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fragileternity_ 2010-07-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
	But I live up to my talk, thats the difference between determination and drive. I'll lure it away with mice, I have plenty. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-20 02:07 am UTC (link)
	He likes rats and small rabbits. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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