fap (fap) wrote,
@ 2009-02-15 23:08:00

Entry tags:

hayes, sims

Hayes, 2.5
IT'S BEEN AWHILE, Y/N. Well here they are, with MOAR CRAZY, MOAR FIGHT, AND NO SAIX.

Crying and cleaning gross toilets...YES THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE.

Malcolm: I'm so glad I went to college WHERE ELSE COULD I FIND A LLAMA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK. WHAT AN EXPERIENCE.

Olive: GOD WHO THE FUCK ATE THIS BOWL OF CEREAL WHO WOULD EAT THIS NOT ME I BET >:(

Gabrielle's social skills are to die for. You'd be one popular bitch if you were Gabrielle.

(not rly)

Yannoooo, I think it's her mastery of facial expressions that is making her so cool.

Keep on creeping on the Cafeteria Worker, Gabrielle. It's... practice?

OYAH I BROUGHT JEROME WITH THEM AND EVERYONE ALWAYS STEALS HIM.

All the peoples hate Gabrielle. Especially this dude.

SERIOUSLY CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

~rocking out with tha butterfliiiiiies~

Gabrielle: AW FUCK YOU SITTING THERE LIKE THAT I HATE YOU, YOU ASS.

*insert cheesy sarcastic metaphor about love here*

I do not even know why this generation hates each other so much. Every time I turn around there's some random fight going on.

Laughing evilly while thinking about good report card grades is SO HARDCORE.

Malcolm: ):<
Gabrielle: D:<
Olive: :D

So we attempt to get Gabrielle some loving, but clearly it is impossible, because EVERYONE BOOS HER OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

I don't get it.

JUST SO YOU KNOW. Gabrielle moonlights as a special snowflake.

I think almost every interraction Gabrielle takes part in her facial expression stays intact. "D:"

WHAT THE FUCK DID GABRIELLE DO WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT HER?

Seriously, everyone hates her for some reason.

There's really no use in discussing peace with anyone, bb.

Malcolm: GODDAMN I HATE THIS BITCH FOR SOME REASON.
Gabrielle: :O

...what the fuck are you doing, Malcolm?

~H8ER~

Olive enjoys staring down Gabrielle.

Often. I think Olive is the only person who...doesn't irrationally dislike the poor girl.

EVERY. FIVE. SECONDS. WHY ARE MY SIMS SO ANGRY. WHAT DID I EVER DO.

So I sent them to a community lot~

Yes, Noah, you're bad ass mofo...and Gabby, that's a FOUNTAIN not a poster.

Gabrielle's O-face?

Olive continues to stare down people like the creeper she is.

ANGRY BASS PLAYING WOO

Olive: I HATE YOU I AM NOT TIPPING YOU.

Olive: BUT I WILL TIP YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, MALCOLM~ :D

There was no room for her in the family band, so she ended up practicing the drums...by herself.

:-/

HOLY CHEESUS THIS IS GETTING OLD GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

Noah: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH FIGHT I LOVE FIGHT. BEAT EACH OTHER TO FUCKING PULPS SAJKSH
Olive: BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Noah: GEEZ STOP CRYING ALL OVER THE PLACEJSJSDHSJ

So Gabrielle takes her anger out on Jerome. Poor gnomey. :(

The college experience has just gotten her angrier, probably due to the fact that she HASN'T GOT LAID YET.

Gabby: BITCH STOP TRYING TO STEAL JEROME HE'S NOT THAT GREAT. WHAT ABOUT ME WHY DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME. I HATE YOU JEROME.

Shit, Jerome has been stolen as many times as Gabrielle has been rejected.

(and that's a lot)

Seems like you perfected your super scowlz, Gab.

GOD SHE CAN'T EVEN ATTRACT MEN OF OTHER ~SPECIES~

Gabrielle can only attract sponge-like cleaning equipment, apparently.

What is with this family and the whole "getting along with inanimate objects" thing. :/

She's looking pretty damn elated. YOU BEEN DOIN' MUCH FRISKIER ...PERHAPS /SEXCASUAL/ THINGS WITH THAT SPONGE-MOP, GABRIELLE.

Why is Clever and Sneaky Cow Mascot sad? :(

Geez, Alma, way to be a bitch and make a sad, lonely girl who makes out with mops cry.

Yah, you can totally EMOTE, girrrrrrl. I get it.

Noah: AW YOU BITCH WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON A SPORTS WEBSITE WHEN YOU'RE RESEARCHING FUCKING DRUMS.

HAISHYSIMDANCINGILU~

I think what amuses me the most is how completely unfazed Noah is. I mean, his sister is shoving her tongue down a most likely poked-through hole in a fucking paper plate, shitdamn.

THAT PAPER PLATE MUST BE A REALLY GOOD LOVER OR YANNO LACED WITH WHATEVER CAMILLE TAKES.

TICKLING IS FOR BITCHES.

Noah: HAAAAAAAAY GUYS HOW'S EVERYTHING~ 8D

Repressing this shit isn't very good for you, just so you know...

Gabrielle: WAT DO YOU MEAN OUR RELATIONSHIP ISN'T HEALTHY? NO WE ARE IN LOVE THE GOVMENT JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND D8

GODDAMN, NOAH. TICKING IS FOR BITCHES

What the fuck is your problem, dude? (I CHECKED HER STATS SHE WASN'T SMELLY OR ANYTHING.)

Malcolm: I think I need moar therapy now :(

Gabby: HAY CHEER-UP, I MEAN YOU *COULD* HAVE SOMEONE'S ARM LODGED THROUGH YOUR NECK 8D I AM SURPRISED I AM NOT DEAD OR ANYTHING 8D

She was romancing that poor mop from day to night. I don't know whether I should pity her...or if I should pity the mop.

He obviously has feelings, too.

Yehp. This is what happens when Camille Hayes reproduced. :D

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THESE DORMIES TO FIND LOVE WITHOUT MY CONTROL, BUT WHEN I TRY WITH MY ACTUAL SIMS ALL I GET IS RANDOMLY ANGERED SIMS.

I really do enjoy the way Noah just completely ignores the madness that is spewing.

Except he just holds it all in until he can't take it anymore and he just cries and cries and cries.

WAY TO BE SUPER SENSITIVE, MALCOLM.

(ps Gabrielle good job and somehow managing to showcase your stupidity in almost every shot true talents)

THEY WERE FIGHTING SO MUCH THEY ALMOST MISSED THEIR FINALS. D<

This is the best way to celebrate your college graduation amirite or amirite?

Gabrielle is a ~drop of sunshine on a rainy day~

Really, now. Why did everyone choose to let out their emotions in a circle around her?

Weirdos.

He's not even talking to the face. :|

SCREW THE MATCHMAKER SHE HAS A ~~COLD AND SMELLY~~ HOT PIECE OF MOP FOR HER TO LOVE.

Holy crap, we get it, the thought of Gabrielle makes you think of spoiled cottage cheese. No need to rub it in her face, you jerk.

Why nobody lieks her?

So you guys...do you think mops can help form the babbies?

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HER. SHE NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG.

God, even SHE'S losing hope in ~naturally~ finding love.

NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, BITCH.

Are. You. Kidding. Me.

(Even the crusty gym teacher isn't interested.)

Then they all graduated and there was no party, because I wanted to get uni OVER WITH.