uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-10-29 12:04:00

Entry tags:

cell phone plz???, fuck his life, not amused, not paco, tokyo... police..., wtf wtf wtf

OCT. 14, 2009

Dear Mr. Uchiha:

This letter is to confirm your investigation petition of OCTOBER 2009 .

As you are aware, property theft is a serious offense that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department Statistics Office has determined has a 9.51% probability of a favourable conclusion to the complainant.

The officer delegated to this investigation is MORITA KEICHIRO. His reports will be enclosed.

Thank you for your cooperation. Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office

OCT. 18, 2009

Mr. Uchiha:

My team and I are proud to inform you that our department has recently been awarded with two highly trained military dogs.

We believe this to be relevant to your pending search investigation, should the sought object contain a 45% or higher concentration of radioactive substances or narcotics.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section

Dear Mr. Uchiha:

We will forward your second petition for a stalking warrant against CARMEN DEFUENTA to our Criminal Investigation Department.

Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office

Mr. Uchiha:

The unidentified object my team and I believe to meet the description of your phone has been confiscated as secondary evidence in a civil trial that the defendant claims will prove the existence of 'alien life force.' (Enclosed ref. court order #866-31.)

Under clause IIA.90.718, our search investigation loses priority to a pending litigation. We are obligated to cease our search for the duration.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section

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...

Ah. Karma.

Black Ericsson, 'equate' engraved in rōmaji on the side.

Compensation for its return.

[ooc: ...in which he tried to recover the cell phone he lost in a club and failed horribly. FHL. If you want your character to've found it in a club, go for it - only requirement is to make the discovery story as gd whacky as the above XD]

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	:( equate 2009-10-29 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	'We'? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	^.^ aquatic 2009-10-29 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. We are a collective, Sasuke. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-29 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	The overmind must be pleased. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-29 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Thrilled. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-29 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Suigetsu. I need a number off it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-29 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	What number? It could be in my phone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-29 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Why would you have the number of people that matter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-30 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh my. That actually stings a little. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 12:55 am UTC (link)
	You should have found the phone. You have yourself to blame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-30 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Don't even. Your phone is not my responsibility. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Insofar as I need it, it's your responsibility. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-30 02:25 am UTC (link)
	What is this logic. What is it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 04:22 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Uchiha Itachi roaming by. I need a number. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-30 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	All right, all right, we'll find your freaking phone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Late. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-30 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	You found it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Late. You took your time to offer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-30 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Out of the goodness of my heart. Gratitude will be forthcoming, I expect. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmmm. Gratitude...? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-30 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Keep that up, and I will staple things to your face. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Then tell me what you want. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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