uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-10-29 12:04:00

Entry tags:

cell phone plz???, fuck his life, not amused, not paco, tokyo... police..., wtf wtf wtf

OCT. 14, 2009

Dear Mr. Uchiha:

This letter is to confirm your investigation petition of OCTOBER 2009 .

As you are aware, property theft is a serious offense that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department Statistics Office has determined has a 9.51% probability of a favourable conclusion to the complainant.

The officer delegated to this investigation is MORITA KEICHIRO. His reports will be enclosed.

Thank you for your cooperation. Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office

OCT. 18, 2009

Mr. Uchiha:

My team and I are proud to inform you that our department has recently been awarded with two highly trained military dogs.

We believe this to be relevant to your pending search investigation, should the sought object contain a 45% or higher concentration of radioactive substances or narcotics.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section

Dear Mr. Uchiha:

We will forward your second petition for a stalking warrant against CARMEN DEFUENTA to our Criminal Investigation Department.

Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office

Mr. Uchiha:

The unidentified object my team and I believe to meet the description of your phone has been confiscated as secondary evidence in a civil trial that the defendant claims will prove the existence of 'alien life force.' (Enclosed ref. court order #866-31.)

Under clause IIA.90.718, our search investigation loses priority to a pending litigation. We are obligated to cease our search for the duration.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section

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...

Ah. Karma.

Black Ericsson, 'equate' engraved in rōmaji on the side.

Compensation for its return.

[ooc: ...in which he tried to recover the cell phone he lost in a club and failed horribly. FHL. If you want your character to've found it in a club, go for it - only requirement is to make the discovery story as gd whacky as the above XD]

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	haecceity 2009-10-29 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	no luck. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-29 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Really. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aquatic 2009-10-29 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Jack is clearly not a dull boy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	1/3 equate 2009-10-29 07:13 pm UTC (link)
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	equate 2009-10-29 07:13 pm UTC (link)
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	equate 2009-10-29 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	You're drooling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-29 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Mommy, I need a nappy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-29 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	A muzzle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-10-29 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not the dog. Barf is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-10-29 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Those boobs are obviously fake. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	WHAT. WHAT INO. WHAT. equate 2009-10-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	...really. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	SHE'S JUST JEALOUS THAT SHE DIDN'T THINK OF SALACIOUS TEXTS FIRST verdure 2009-10-29 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	It's totally obvious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	DID SHE MISS THE PART ABOUT THE RESTRAINING ORDER PETITION equate 2009-10-29 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	You... looked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-10-29 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	I say you meet up with her. Since you've never officially met, she probably doesn't know what an asshole you are. You could get lucky. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-29 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Aaa. I'll pass her your number. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-10-29 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Not my type. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-29 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	You have a 'type' of woman. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-10-30 12:23 am UTC (link)
	...that's disturbing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 12:29 am UTC (link)
	So I'm told. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-10-30 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Very disturbing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Would the phone and you like a moment, Haruno? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-10-30 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Karma is AWESOME, right? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	Don't flaunt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-10-30 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm doin' it. I'm really doin' it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-10-30 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	~~How many of your bones do I have to break~~ what does it take for you to give up? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)