uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-09-10 10:12:00

e... ssay... whut.
HELLLO AND WELCOME TO THE BANDWAGON DOMINION,

(Leave your hat and dignity at the door).

Kay. Since AUs run in the BDSM prone vein of OC building, this is where questions / comments / tl;dr about all and any of Sas'ke's stuuuuuuuuuuuuff goes. Can haz questions / answers / memes / bloody bullet lists - you can ask stuff, I can fumble awkwardly in the dark until you forget about it. I can also comment with the occasional personal addendum about random details I'll have established as his in-game preferences, because fml = fmm = fuck my memory.

/ in b4 Ashoree, shall backdate accordingly

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	Re: ...BITES oriental_dragon 2009-09-10 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	...Oh god. I know you're not serious, but that... would be so freakin' funny. Because Naruto ends up beating up the guy who was Tenten's first/only. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-10 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	roflmao gj Naruto. Way to take the diplomatic path. 10/10, would point and laugh at again. Naw, not serious, but that's cute. Trust in Naruto to Hulk his way through. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-10 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Well, see. The story behind it is that the guy broke her heart. Which isn't easy to do, let me tell you. But when you take a girl's virginity and ditch, well... So when that happened, in exchange for breaking Tenten's heart, Naruto... broke... him. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
	OH OH OH, QUESTION. Since you say that Sasuke is no longer a virgin, who did he lose it to? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
	;tgiurelegru COULD YOU AT LEAST ASK MORE METAPHORICALLY h33yewuoj4jt3 / b... lush... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I thought you wanted bluntness. What's this. :\| (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:14 am UTC (link)
	~~Since when do people listen to what I say?~~ SILENCE FOOL, I AM ANSWERING THE GD QUESTION (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:15 am UTC (link)
	/IGNOREZ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:16 am UTC (link)
	/ ANSWERED LIKE A PRO (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Uhm. A girl who gave him a traditional postcard for New Year. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:17 am UTC (link)
	It was a hooker. Wasn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:18 am UTC (link)
	No, Sakura, it wasn't you >_> (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:19 am UTC (link)
	...you h0r. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Keywords. Again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Keywords. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:29 am UTC (link)
	........and this is why she is really a virgin. The rupture was too insignificant. ._. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 12:18 am UTC (link)
	...Really? Are you that easy, Sasuke? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:21 am UTC (link)
	She took the time to make him a gd card. And write in it. How many people do you think take the time to do anything for him, especially unpaid, and by hand? He probably likes these kind of small touches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 12:29 am UTC (link)
	...Tenten would have if they were friends. BECAUSE IT'S JUST A NICE THING TO DO. She's doing stuff like that for her friends all the time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:52 am UTC (link)
	WELL TENTEN, you weren't THERE, now WERE YOU. While he no longer cedes sexual services for meager favours like that, I'm sure he'd blink very nicely at gifts :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 12:59 am UTC (link)
	...And how old was he when this happened? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Uhm. 16. Sure. Why not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 01:33 am UTC (link)
	...Fair enough. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 01:35 am UTC (link)
	And yeah, she would've been at boarding school then, if not China, so... IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO BE THERE IF THEY KNEW EACH OTHER, OK? Oiy... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 02:13 am UTC (link)
	roflmao s'okay. I think he was prolly with Orochimaru at the time - not really the best milieu for Ye Old Social Visits [tm]. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)