uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	equate 2009-08-28 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Fascinating. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Unless you can't. It's a cat is all, but I guess you're just a little constipated. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Are you... trying to strike a conversation? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	People do that? And I'm people. So. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Were you its mate? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 impellere 2009-08-28 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-08-28 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Not into interspecies dating. Don't let the whiskers fool you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	There's no interest. Uzumaki. Don't let the question fool you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	... Right. So you're just lonely. If you were a fan all you needed to do was ask nicely for an autograph. The creep thing. Not in style. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	Your continued existence is a great mystery to me, Uzumaki. Someone who spouts this much nonsense... what exactly keeps you alive? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, in't that great? Keep the audience guessing and all? We could keep this going all day, but I got that living thing to do that you're all interested in. Name's Naruto. Naruto. Your turn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	My turn to tell you what keeps me alive, Uzumaki? I'm sure that's you and your enlarged ego. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Look, shit-eating creep bastard, all I asked was for a name. I don't have your amazing assuming powers. Cat dead. Me Naruto. You batshit. But we can move past this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaa. Move on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	What. You don't tell ME to move on. I TELL YOU TO MOVE ON. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-08-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	MOVE ON. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-08-28 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	asshole (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 equate 2009-08-28 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	The little X on the right side of your browser is made for your convenience. I'm sure even you can find it - (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-08-28 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	...or can you? Naruto? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. And I'll find out your name and type it in italics, too. You're not fucking special. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 01:09 am UTC (link)
	My name. In italics. You're insane. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Must be. I'm still talking to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Then? Got business for me, Uzumaki? Didn't think you were the type. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
	You know a lot for someone who doesn't know me at all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Naruto. Naruto. ... Ramen. My house. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)