uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	equate 2009-08-31 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if you're cautious, or naive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:03 am UTC (link)
	why don't you think on that for the day. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:06 am UTC (link)
	...Nara. ¥500 for every properly capitalized sentence. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:07 am UTC (link)
	does it bother you that much? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 equate 2009-08-31 06:09 am UTC (link)
	But the real question is: will you be predictable enough to continue like this if I tell you that it does? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:10 am UTC (link)
	¥ 750 for each sentence with proper capitalization and punctuation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:12 am UTC (link)
	you should already know from your snooping around that i'm a pretty predictable guy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Acknowledgment coupled with inaction is permission, Nara. You know I'm doing it, you allow it, therefore it's not 'snooping.' You're inviting me to invade. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:16 am UTC (link)
	i'm just surprised you're desperate enough to take the bait. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:20 am UTC (link)
	¥1,000, Nara. Because you make me laugh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:21 am UTC (link)
	you're too easily amused. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Nara, Nara, Nara. I'm still terribly distressed over the recent death. Be sympathetic to my cause. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:25 am UTC (link)
	i get that excuse every semester. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:29 am UTC (link)
	I see they failed to tell you I was special. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:30 am UTC (link)
	you're not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	DID SOMEONE JUST PUSH A BUTTON? equate 2009-08-31 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Really. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/PRESSES IT LIKE A TROLL 8) haecceity 2009-08-31 06:32 am UTC (link)
	absolutely. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME X( equate 2009-08-31 06:36 am UTC (link)
	¥ 2,000. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:36 am UTC (link)
	special, huh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:41 am UTC (link)
	easily amused? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-31 06:42 am UTC (link)
	hardly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-31 06:43 am UTC (link)
	One properly capitalized, spelled and punctuated sentence, Nara. Call it pittance. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)