uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:04 am UTC (link)
	What happened to the cat? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:05 am UTC (link)
	What... happened... to the cat... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Yes...do you not understand the question? You said a cat died. How. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Now, now. I'm still thinking. An... accident? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh. You're just slow then. Right. Did. You. Have. A. Hand. In. This. Accident????? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Now you're finally accusing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Given the tone you've used and your rather alarming lack of concern for your dead cat...yeah, I'm accusing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:20 am UTC (link)
	It took you some time. I could have bought a second cat in the interim. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:26 am UTC (link)
	People like you don't deserve to own animals. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Be happy you're still on the loose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:51 am UTC (link)
	What the hell's that supposed to mean? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:55 am UTC (link)
	A wild animal isn't prone to accidents. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 07:04 am UTC (link)
	[[ooc: ooooh the headache this is giving him :O ]] You're deranged. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Be fair. I'm still in mourning after my cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 07:13 am UTC (link)
	If you're in mourning then I'm the fucking queen of England. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Your Majesty is suddenly very liberal with that sort of language. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Fuck you, asshole. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 07:29 am UTC (link)
	[what is his life. What is his life.] When? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[[and here's where kiba turns off the computer]] howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 07:34 am UTC (link)
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	[and here is where sasuke sadly puts it down as a moral victory. sob.] equate 2009-08-29 07:35 am UTC (link)
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