uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
	A phone call would not stop Naruto. Not while his attention is focused here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:41 am UTC (link)
	So you're his babysitter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
	And you're the cat guy's bitch. You sure jumped on the talkie train real fast. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Relocate the threesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Go figure what with you being into the whole mating thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Let's discuss it in your terms, Uzumaki. How much do you want to leave? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:49 am UTC (link)
	... WHO ARE YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 04:59 am UTC (link)
	An acquaintance of Sakura's, Uzumaki. Incidentally, someone with ears. Everyone knows what you're worth. The only question is how much of that it will take to remove you from my premise. Should we guess? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Sakura doesn't bother with trash. Let's get something straight. You don't know me. Watch yourself or I'll make sure that you get a crash course. I'll let myself out. ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Reckless. Loud. Fast. Coward. Gullible. Stupid. And don't return, Uzumaki. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Ouch, it bites. Except I bite harder. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	I got this thing against spoiled goods. Move along. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Awww, how do you stand yourself? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Scrubbing extra hard in the shower usually gets the fail of others right off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
	You mean fail travels through the internet? Crap. I'm gonna need to bathe in sanitizer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 05:14 am UTC (link)
	The more you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	How does trying to stop him from digging himself into a hole imply anything related to a babysitter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Stop. Think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:52 am UTC (link)
	It's called being a friend. You would know about that, but since you don't, I assume you don't have any. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Tsk, tsk. I have plenty of friends. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	backstabbers unite. equate 2009-08-29 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm. Do you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lmfao. aquatic 2009-08-29 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. But you're my bestest friend forever, Sauce. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Then you should understand. That, or you're not a very good friend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 05:09 am UTC (link)
	I am a fantastic friend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you are. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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