uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	equate 2009-08-28 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	...or can you? Naruto? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. And I'll find out your name and type it in italics, too. You're not fucking special. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 01:09 am UTC (link)
	My name. In italics. You're insane. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Must be. I'm still talking to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Then? Got business for me, Uzumaki? Didn't think you were the type. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
	You know a lot for someone who doesn't know me at all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Naruto. Naruto. ... Ramen. My house. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I bet his cat died because the guy is a righteous dick. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
	NARUTO. Ramen. My house. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Hurry, hurry. The whip cracked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:30 am UTC (link)
	You. Stay out of it, if you would. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Really. Is that a wise thing to ask on my own space? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps if I were addressing you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/jaaaaaaaaaack aquatic 2009-08-29 04:35 am UTC (link)
	That's what a phone is for. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
	A phone call would not stop Naruto. Not while his attention is focused here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:41 am UTC (link)
	So you're his babysitter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
	And you're the cat guy's bitch. You sure jumped on the talkie train real fast. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Relocate the threesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Go figure what with you being into the whole mating thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Let's discuss it in your terms, Uzumaki. How much do you want to leave? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Ouch, it bites. Except I bite harder. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	I got this thing against spoiled goods. Move along. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	How does trying to stop him from digging himself into a hole imply anything related to a babysitter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Stop. Think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-08-29 04:52 am UTC (link)
	It's called being a friend. You would know about that, but since you don't, I assume you don't have any. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)