uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	equate 2009-08-28 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Get off the couch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-28 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Can't. It's sucking me in. Help. Help. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh. There are glass shards in the cushion cases. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-28 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Then there will be glass shards in my ass. And you will see them, and you will pity me and pull them out one by one, because I sure as hell won't. Your couch sucks, by the way. Have I told you that before? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	2/2 LMFAO SORRY aquatic 2009-08-28 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Figuratively and literally. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 YOU SUCK AT THIS NUMBERING THING / is a gd pro equate 2009-08-28 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Then don't sleep with it. Day in. Day out. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	WAITING FOREVER LIKE A CREEPER...... equate 2009-08-28 06:51 am UTC (link)
	...there are shards in the cushion cases. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/3 THERE GEEZ aquatic 2009-08-28 06:55 am UTC (link)
	I live with you. Obviously, I'm a glutton for punishment. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aquatic 2009-08-28 06:56 am UTC (link)
	........ Hold on. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	8DDD aquatic 2009-08-28 06:58 am UTC (link)
	[this is where he levers himself off the couch- a very laborious process, I might add - and drops his pants, boxers included. check that ass, Sasuke.] Am I bleeding? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	egruhiewhhguh equate 2009-08-28 07:01 am UTC (link)
	[...check that gag reflex, Sasuke. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TRAINING WENT INTO THIS PERFECTLY DRY TONE?] Look in the cushions. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/preens aquatic 2009-08-28 07:04 am UTC (link)
	[SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES] Don't be a douche. Just tell me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sob PUT SOME GD PANTS ON, PERVERT equate 2009-08-28 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Tssssssssk. My contacts fell. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	....YOU KNOW HE'S ENJOYING THIS NOW aquatic 2009-08-28 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Need a close-up? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	X( equate 2009-08-28 07:13 am UTC (link)
	There will be ground glass in your water bottle next. Finely ground. The kind your esophagus will taste. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	:D? aquatic 2009-08-28 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Spoil sport. [stepping out of the pants entirely. t-shirt follows.] But seriously, good thing I'm not sensitive, or I'd have major body issues about now. [meandering in the direction of the bathroom- due for a shower. he was in the pool earlier.] Your fault if I track blood all over the place, I might add. [though he's fairly certain he isn't bleeding] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: :D? equate 2009-08-28 08:09 am UTC (link)
	[blinkblinkblink what is life.] Really. [sigh forever]</small> Suigetsu. [pulls out his cell phone, snapping a few shots] They might sell well. From the back - faceless is your best angle. This is rent. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	top 'o the mornin' to ya aquatic 2009-08-28 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	[pause NIAGARA FALLS. Slowly he turned. Step by step INCH BY INCH- Well, actually, he just peers over his shoulder] Thought your contacts fell. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	God why am I up. T_T equate 2009-08-28 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	[nice duramatikku turn you've got there, Fail0r, King of Fail] It's a close-up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I dunno, why ARE you? D: also brb gettin ready aquatic 2009-08-28 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	[SHALL I BOW? Also, he is sticking his tongue out. Nyah nyaaaaaaaah.] For shame, pasty one. It's deplorable, the way you use people. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nfi ;o; equate 2009-08-28 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	[completely IGNORING that tongue kthx wtf is that, put it back in, ewwwwww.] Isn't it. Tilt to the right. Teeth catching the light. [clickclickclick aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh the lovely smell of upcomin' moneyz.] Warehouse tonight. There's a dress code. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dun wanna work. gonna be hot in the library. aquatic 2009-08-28 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	[BIG HUGE SMILE TO SHOWCASE THOSE TEETH, FFF] I'll wear pants. And a shirt. Maybe a jacket. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	getting hotter'n'hotter here too uiwlhihqw equate 2009-08-28 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaa. Is that so? You should hurry. [tilts his head to the side. THE SAME. MONOTONE. FOREVER] Your belongings are on eBay. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bleeeeeeeeeeeergh aquatic 2009-08-28 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	[this here is deadpan] We're the same size, more or less. [grins, heads toward the shower again] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	[one last click for your fans, Sui.] I lost 5 kg. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)