uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	equate 2009-08-28 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	If you want to beg, I'll set it on video. [cliiiiick.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-28 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	[flicking off the camera fff] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Suigetsu. Business. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I gave you enough business already. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	[just slightly manic; you know. The usual.] Give me Itachi. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 03:25 am UTC (link)
	[siiiigh] Who knows. Maybe he's in the couch with the glass shards. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 03:33 am UTC (link)
	[shuffle-shuffle, crawlin'back to the damned couch, picking up a cushion just for you, freakshow. And staring. Like a bawss.] Circus, Act I. The audience wants to know if the shark man can eat glass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 03:44 am UTC (link)
	[leaning against the door frame, still stark naked, and staring back. With an eyebrow quirk.] Shark man requires a little extra incentive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 03:51 am UTC (link)
	[mentally tolling every single trauma from seeing that nekkid thing 24/7. Why him. Why. Him. Bliiiiiiiink. Thinking... then sets the cushion down, fishing his cell phone and holding it up. ] What do you want, and how pure do you want it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	[ahhh, so many things he could ask for, so many things he wants- his hands have been shaking a lot lately. sardonic grin.] Water. Bottled water. The expensive stuff. And some strawberry yogurt. [baaaack into the bathroom he goes.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 05:01 am UTC (link)
	[ stares blankly at his cell phone, because he has more drug dealers on it than grocery delivery services. ] ...yogurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
	[water is on. running. pokes his head out one more time.] No. Strawberry yogurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
	[deadpan. HE IS GATHERING HIS IDENTIFIERS, OKAY?] Pink. Yogurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Strawberry is pink, yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:19 am UTC (link)
	[closes his eyes and counts to three WISHING YOU AWAY, SUIGETSU] Call Karin for it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 aquatic 2009-08-29 06:24 am UTC (link)
	[Hear that screech over your futile wishing, Sasuke?] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aquatic 2009-08-29 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Sasuke, you jackass! Why'd you say her name? She's gonna hurtle through the window on her fucking broomstick- [barricading himself inside the bathroom, orz] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:45 am UTC (link)
	[stares from the bathroom, to the window - oh my God is that a broom - to his cell phone, which he then throws at the bathroom door. ] They're out of yogurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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