uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-08-28 01:05:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Attached are the necessary medical leaves covering the past two months of academic absence. If they're too few, further documentation can be produced.

Department-use only requested.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke

Attachments:

cholera_leave.pdf 16 kb
syphilis_leave.pdf 20 kb
gingivitis_leave.pdf 15 kb
mononucleosis_leave.pdf 21 kb
cysts_leave.pdf 17 kb
sprainedankle_leave.pdf 22 kb
chronic_migraine_leave.pdf 18 kb

Your fifth message didn't come in either. I don't know what to tell you.

- Uchiha Sasuke.

The cat died unhelped.

Tragic.

[ooc: ummmm, all the e-mail stuff is online / private, sob. The forum post wouldn't be traceable to him, but. God. IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHAR BID, OR SOMETHING, just make up a fake 'forum username' and... invent a comment, it might get fun XDDDD]

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	aquatic 2009-08-28 06:15 am UTC (link)
	It is tragic. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 06:23 am UTC (link)
	...did you drink for it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-28 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Didn't drink for you, Ice Queen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 equate 2009-08-28 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Another tragic affair. You do wound me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-08-28 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Get off the couch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-08-28 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Can't. It's sucking me in. Help. Help. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-08-28 10:52 am UTC (link)
	...The cat. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	The cat, Yamanaka. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-08-29 08:47 am UTC (link)
	So... how did it... pass? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	...silently, Yamanaka. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-08-28 11:17 am UTC (link)
	You could sound sadder. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Fascinating. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Unless you can't. It's a cat is all, but I guess you're just a little constipated. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-28 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Are you... trying to strike a conversation? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-28 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	People do that? And I'm people. So. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Wait...cat? What the fuck, man? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:00 am UTC (link)
	How sympathetic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:04 am UTC (link)
	What happened to the cat? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-29 06:05 am UTC (link)
	What... happened... to the cat... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-08-29 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Yes...do you not understand the question? You said a cat died. How. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-30 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	[OHHHH IF HE VISITED SHADY SITES HE'D SO BE ONTO YOU. but. he isn't. PS THIS LITTLE BLURB DOESN'T EXIST.] the poor cat. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pffffffffffffft equate 2009-08-30 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	That poor cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baby 8) haecceity 2009-08-30 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	well, what's done is done. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-08-30 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Really? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-08-30 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	yeah. didn't see you around the department today. you were pretty close with the cat, huh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)