I am BACK from my tour / escapades / death-defying adventures of Central and South America for two weeks, and then to NEW YORK for THE WORLD CUP a very enlightening trip!

What a life, what a life. Good things the goblins think I'm good at stealing stuff for them. I mean finding.

I am in definite need of an outstanding birthday celebration. Don't all come at me at once!

I need a lovely non-curse-breaker of a lady to show me the best spots in this town.

I am back home and everything is still full of sand.

( PRIVATE )

Do people still use these things?