Brand Kirke : Curse Breaker (dirtykirke) wrote,
@ 2008-01-23 12:07:00

Current mood:

pissed off

I
[Warded against Devon Kirke]
Right. This is how it goes, you little prick: you hurt my sister, your arse is mine to bruise. You think Devon can throw a punch? Just wait until you meet the wizard who taught her how. For some unknown bloody reason she's refusing to tell me just who the fuck you are. Be thankful for that. If you even try to talk to her again, you'll be fucking sorry.

[Rafe] Your arse, Devon's sitting room. NOW. [/Rafe]

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	Brand mycroftic 2008-01-24 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Who're we beating up now? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Mike dirtykirke 2008-01-24 04:54 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. She won't tell me. He fooled around with some slag and is using drugs. Where the fuck does she find these guys? I wouldn't even be shocked if it's the bloke from the Avery Halloween party. I knew there was something else there but it's not like she's going to tell me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brand mycroftic 2008-01-24 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Hm. Find his name and we'll stick Podmore on him. I am really glad I have brothers. Most of the time. Anyone in Avery's circle is no good anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Mike dirtykirke 2008-01-24 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Podmore? Yeah. Sure. Have you met mine? Not helping, Mike. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Brand

mycroftic
2008-01-24 08:03 am UTC (link)

He's one of our shining hitwizards. Strictly speaking Aurors can't do much about drug use, unless he's doing dark magic while on Dragon Crack or something.

I still win, my brothers are weirder.

Sorry, thought you ought to know if you hadn't figured it out. My best idea would be to send her and Jules to a spa day or something. Let your wife figure it out and tell you what's going on. She'll be like your...woman spy or something.

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	Mike dirtykirke 2008-01-24 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Dragon Crack? But they're not complete wankers. Woman spy. Right. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brand mycroftic 2008-01-25 09:03 am UTC (link)
	Drugs of choice, aside from the muggle ones, generally. Uh, have you met Berk lately? I mean, his name is kind of all. Hey, it's totally logical. Women, they totally share secrets with each other. Jules is like your... key to break the code of women secrets. Thus, a spy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Mike dirtykirke 2008-01-25 09:41 am UTC (link)
	Right. I honestly don't want to know. This is why I'm a Breaker and not an Auror. He's really not that bad, Mike. Yeah. Sure. You really need to get a skirt, mate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brand mycroftic 2008-01-25 09:45 am UTC (link)
	Probably. He is sometimes! He makes fun of my pie. I do not need anyone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Mike dirtykirke 2008-01-25 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	It's pie. I beg to differ. You just called my wife a spy. You need a girl. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brand mycroftic 2008-01-25 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's nothing to be made fun of. I called her your spy. On your sister. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Mike dirtykirke 2008-01-25 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Nor something to whine about if it is. Mikey, that's not how birds work. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brand mycroftic 2008-01-25 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	It's pie, though. Dude, it totally is. Haven't you ever seen a cheerleader movie? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Mike dirtykirke 2008-01-25 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	You can't be serious. No. Of course you're serious. Sometimes I worry about you I'm going to pretend I didn't read that and reiterate the need for you to find a girl. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brand mycroftic 2008-01-25 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what you're talking about mate. Maybe you need a nap. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Brand silex 2008-01-24 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck happened now? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Flint dirtykirke 2008-01-24 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	She shagged some sleazy asshole and he fucked her over. What else is new? I think she actually had some sort of attachment to this one though. Hence the need for a beating. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brand silex 2008-01-24 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	She really picks some winners. Understandable. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Flint dirtykirke 2008-01-25 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Don't I know it. I've yet to hear from the runt but if he knew anything at all about this before now Oh, who am I kidding? Of course, he knew and didn't tell me. The little prat. They live to make me prematurely grey. Honestly. At times I wonder how we're related. I need a drink. But I also need someone to stop me from kicking the stools and shit again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Brand

silex
2008-01-25 10:25 am UTC (link)

Probably.

I think I'd flip a shit if Jo was dating someone and I didn't know about it.

Yeah, sometimes I get that feeling...but it's usually because Jolene doesn't ever get into trouble, and it seems like every other week I'm in the press for being an anti-social prick. I kind of like it that way, though.

Then get a fucking drink? I'd join you, because God knows I need a drink, but I can't leave the kid home alone.

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	Flint dirtykirke 2008-01-25 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Well, at least she doesn't sleep around. You are an anti-social prick. Right, right. So, sixer for each and juice boxes for the gnome? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Brand

silex
2008-01-26 02:43 am UTC (link)

I got lucky, I guess.

And that would be why they write about me being an anti-social prick. Makes sense, yeah?

So you're saying you'd be willing to spend time with Marcus when you already want to hurt things? I'm really not worried about you doing anything to him because I know that you wouldn't, but I am concerned about what he could do to you.

But he's been pretty good lately, so maybe you'll get lucky.

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