| Massey Reynstein: | Umm. . . With all due respect, Captain, are you going to listen, or are you going to try and contribute? |
| Captain Kaff Tagon: | I'm here to supervise. Put this much brainpower all in one place with no oversight, you'll either get an explosion, or a game of Dungeons and Dragons. |
| Ellen "Elf" Foxworthy: | None of us have any dice, sir. |
| Captain Kaff Tagon: | You can see why it's so important that I stay." |
-- from the webcomic Schlock Mercenary by Howard Tayler, 2007-11-11
[I know it's a bit of a stretch, but it was the closet thing to a quote about a foiled explosion already in the quotes-queue.]