a labor of love that didn't quite work out (derkins) wrote,
@ 2008-09-07 16:37:00

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BBs.

Give me one of my characters and one of yours, and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, even if they are unqualified to have children. I'll even give a PB because I'm fabulous.

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	ow_mybrain 2008-09-07 08:22 am UTC (link)
	... tink and peter xDD and maybeeee... god, what other ships do we have? LOL much and robbie for funsies. (Reply to this)(Thread)

derkins
2008-09-07 10:55 pm UTC (link)

so wendy ends up being ~seduced~ by hook after all, and peter's crushed and who's there to help put him back together none other than his BFFEVER tink! peter's all OMG GIRLS SUCK ;___; and tink's like yes bb we do (ooh dirty joke) and peter's all you're the only one who's ever understood me and tink's like BOUT DAMN TIME YOU SAW IT.

anyway. knowing peter it takes forever before puberty finally fucking hits but thats okay because tink won and tink has him and she's the sweetest and most patient wife everr (mostly because peter agreed to marry her, so that calmed her down for a while).

they have a girl first. peter is devastated. her name is winnie because tink refused to name her after wendy so they reached some sort of compromise instead. winnie takes mostly after her mother, despite getting more of her father's babyface-like looks. she's fierce and honestly a bit of a bitch, but never to her parents.

they have another girl. peter is twice devastated. this one's name is pim, though no one's exactly sure why. there's still a bit of childishness to her looks but her personality is a pure blend of peter's penchant for fun and tink's sillyness. she's a bit of a tomboy, except she's still very aware of all her girlparts, thanks. of the two girls she's the most successful when it comes to boys-- but only because she befriends them all and prefers them to girls.

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derkins
2008-09-07 11:12 pm UTC (link)

somewhere along the lines, much GASP! realizes hey maybe he does have a crush on robbie. this is mostly due to the fact that will keeps insisting that maybe he does, because will is very Not Gay, thanks, and much thinks will is always right, so hey, MAYBE he does. he kisses him one day and robbie's like OMGWTFBBQ and much tells him he loves him because he thinks that's what you're supposed to say. he feels really bad about it, though. he hates lying. and robbie, being robbie, feels sorry for this poor boy and takes it upon himself to make sure much will always be taken care of for the rest of his life.

the ceremony was really all sorts of Awkward. especially with the best man all ~pining~

ANYWAY. they have a boy first. this is liam, named after his godfather will. for most of his childhood he was coddled. seriously, seriously coddled. mostly because robbie's like OMG MY FIRST CHILD MUST PROTECT and much is like awww okay my bb! i must love and cherish youuu~ and will's like DAMMIT YOU COULD'VE BEEN MINE ;___________; and yes. anyway. as liam grew older though he started to be a little more like much, in that his innocence and childlike view of the world remained with him. he has a bit more optimism about the world than his dad does, and he and much usually spend dinner time smiling patiently while dad's all busy venting about what society's done this time.

i actually think much and robbie would have just stopped with one child, but if they WERE to have another, they'd have a girl. robbie, of course, thinks this is very fair. her name would be natalie, after much's mom, but she's completely her father's child. she's right up there with her dad about the injustices of society, particularly against women. yes, robbie dear, your daughter's a feminist. unlike much and will, though, she's something like good ol' uncle will, in that she'll probably sleep with whatever moves. unlike uncle will, though, she's not as denial-y when it comes to her bisexuality. :P

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