a labor of love that didn't quite work out (derkins) wrote,
@ 2008-09-07 16:37:00

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BBs.

Give me one of my characters and one of yours, and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, even if they are unqualified to have children. I'll even give a PB because I'm fabulous.

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	ow_mybrain 2008-09-07 08:22 am UTC (link)
	... tink and peter xDD and maybeeee... god, what other ships do we have? LOL much and robbie for funsies. (Reply to this)(Thread)

derkins
2008-09-07 10:55 pm UTC (link)

so wendy ends up being ~seduced~ by hook after all, and peter's crushed and who's there to help put him back together none other than his BFFEVER tink! peter's all OMG GIRLS SUCK ;___; and tink's like yes bb we do (ooh dirty joke) and peter's all you're the only one who's ever understood me and tink's like BOUT DAMN TIME YOU SAW IT.

anyway. knowing peter it takes forever before puberty finally fucking hits but thats okay because tink won and tink has him and she's the sweetest and most patient wife everr (mostly because peter agreed to marry her, so that calmed her down for a while).

they have a girl first. peter is devastated. her name is winnie because tink refused to name her after wendy so they reached some sort of compromise instead. winnie takes mostly after her mother, despite getting more of her father's babyface-like looks. she's fierce and honestly a bit of a bitch, but never to her parents.

they have another girl. peter is twice devastated. this one's name is pim, though no one's exactly sure why. there's still a bit of childishness to her looks but her personality is a pure blend of peter's penchant for fun and tink's sillyness. she's a bit of a tomboy, except she's still very aware of all her girlparts, thanks. of the two girls she's the most successful when it comes to boys-- but only because she befriends them all and prefers them to girls.

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derkins
2008-09-07 11:12 pm UTC (link)

somewhere along the lines, much GASP! realizes hey maybe he does have a crush on robbie. this is mostly due to the fact that will keeps insisting that maybe he does, because will is very Not Gay, thanks, and much thinks will is always right, so hey, MAYBE he does. he kisses him one day and robbie's like OMGWTFBBQ and much tells him he loves him because he thinks that's what you're supposed to say. he feels really bad about it, though. he hates lying. and robbie, being robbie, feels sorry for this poor boy and takes it upon himself to make sure much will always be taken care of for the rest of his life.

the ceremony was really all sorts of Awkward. especially with the best man all ~pining~

ANYWAY. they have a boy first. this is liam, named after his godfather will. for most of his childhood he was coddled. seriously, seriously coddled. mostly because robbie's like OMG MY FIRST CHILD MUST PROTECT and much is like awww okay my bb! i must love and cherish youuu~ and will's like DAMMIT YOU COULD'VE BEEN MINE ;___________; and yes. anyway. as liam grew older though he started to be a little more like much, in that his innocence and childlike view of the world remained with him. he has a bit more optimism about the world than his dad does, and he and much usually spend dinner time smiling patiently while dad's all busy venting about what society's done this time.

i actually think much and robbie would have just stopped with one child, but if they WERE to have another, they'd have a girl. robbie, of course, thinks this is very fair. her name would be natalie, after much's mom, but she's completely her father's child. she's right up there with her dad about the injustices of society, particularly against women. yes, robbie dear, your daughter's a feminist. unlike much and will, though, she's something like good ol' uncle will, in that she'll probably sleep with whatever moves. unlike uncle will, though, she's not as denial-y when it comes to her bisexuality. :P

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	dreamandawake 2008-09-07 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Kay I want your thoughts on Soph/Bram and Mark/Tyler if you want to do those, but MOST OF ALL I want Guy/Ranza's supercrime bb. (Reply to this)(Thread)

derkins
2008-09-07 11:39 pm UTC (link)

DUH of course guy and ranza don't fucking marry what are you crazy? nah, this child is totally the result of that rape-but-totally-not-really-since-she-fucking-liked-it way back when she went into his apartment and wouldn't leave. remember? remember? anyway. yeah, ranza was too proud to go to guy about it so guy doesn't even know he has a kid.

WAHEY REMEMBER HIM? *cheats* anyway, his is.. hell i have no idea. but anyway he's definitely supercrime bb, in that he's one BADASS MOFO' and he don't take shit from nobody unless it's his mommy cuz omgwtfthat'sscary. anyway. he grows up with his father's charm and his mother's ferocity, which make for one hell of a fuck, i gotta say. :/ he's a little TOO eager to take after his mom's footsteps, though that'll neever happen because despite the fact that ranza still treats him like she does the rest of her bbs, she's not about to hand over the reigns to any spawnchild of guy's. because, her first son has first dibs.

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derkins
2008-09-08 01:00 am UTC (link)

eventually, after some careful careful planning (that all goes shot to hell because the world just hates tyler like that), tyler finally manages to get off his ass and propose. mark is Stunned, in that he'd been waiting for it for AGES but it still sort of catches him off guard when it happened. despite what most people would have thought, they have a simple private court ceremony because they tried the whole Big Wedding thing and it was much too stressing for the both of them, and, besides, mark only really wanted to share it with his family and few close friends anyway, and tyler's just thankful he doesn't have to pay. :P

that's totally the face she gives them, most of the time. anyway it's a few years later that they finally decide to adopt, and OF COURSE IT'S AZN BB. i'm actually not too sure what they'd name her, but mark would definitely offer naming her after tyler's mom or something. anyway. she's spoiled to the core yet somehow she still manages to come out pretty well adjusted, especially considering her two daddies. really, most of the time it seems like she's the adult. she really, really wishes she's kidding when she warns all the boys that try to check her out that her fathers both own shotguns. :/

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derkins
2008-09-08 01:50 am UTC (link)

i foresee many hardships for soph and bram, mainly because these boys still have a lot of Issues to work through. they obviously care a lot about each other, but both are too insecure to really take that necessary step. soph will take bram's lack of action as a sign that this is all the boy wants them to be, so will continue to look around, always hoping he'll soon stumble on his One True Love, and bram will mope because he thinks that means soph doesn't think HE'S his OTL. there'll be heartaches on both ends because both boys are too beautiful NOT to be noticed by somebody else, but they'll still always drift back to each other and have their little slumber parties.

soph will ask bram how his date was with so-and-so and bram will get rigid and curt about it and change the subject. then bram will ask soph more Questions, and soph will answer them as honestly as he can, and some he answers a little too honestly, and, like i said, heartaches all around.

i'm not sure what the catalyst will be, but something will happen that'll finally get these two boys to fess up-- not just their feelings, but everything, and suddenly all those moments of misunderstandings will make sense.

it'll be a nice little ceremony, because soph will think that's the most Romantic.

they'll have three kids. because soph's seriously the best mommy ever, and bram can't disagree with him.

i give you two pictures, because i want to really point out how this boy will take after both of them. but mostly, this boy is all bram. he's got a touch of sensitivity to him, because no child of soph can ever NOT have sensitivity, but most of the time he's as brash and antagonistic as bram. of course he was coddled growing up, but bram managed to luck out in their 'quality bonding time' and toughened this boy out quite a bit. i imagine he's the sort of kid who wrinkles up his nose and turns his face away every time mommy tries to scrub that spot of dirt off his cheek, whining and complaining about it the whole while. but right before he goes off to join his friends again? he gives his mommy a quick hug and a peck on the cheek.

ahh the most tragic of their bbs. soph tried his best with this one, but someone he came up just like him, always looking for love in all the wrong places. it's really distressing for both his fathers, and he probably even lost his virginity really early. like soph, he falls in love a little too quickly, but unlike soph, he doesn't have a bram to knock some sense into him. he's not a bad child, he's just a little lost. despite his parents' best efforts, this boy just can't help the trouble he gets into, and winds up with a lot of heartache because of it.

the most normal of their children, i'd think. naturally, she feels a little left out what with all the testosterone hanging about (though on soph, it's hard to tell). she takes it upon herself to help soph out with all of the housework, and though she's a bit of a dreamer too, she's got bram's levelheadedness. she's honestly got the best of both worlds-- soph's compassion and bram's practicality. when things get troubling in the household, she's the one to take charge and hold everybody's hand and makes sure everything's all squared away. i imagine she gets a bit turned off to relationships though, after seeing how often her brother gets into trouble with it.

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	colourexplosion 2008-09-07 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	oh bb we don't have any characters that even talk anymore DD: (Reply to this)(Thread)

	derkins 2008-09-07 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	IT CAN BE ANYONE DX (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	colourexplosion 2008-09-07 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I WAS JUST SAYING. lolololol conner/delilah DO IT OH MY GOD. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT CONNER'S GAY. I WANT TO KNOW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dreamandawake 2008-09-07 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	NIKKI DOES NOT APPROVE. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

derkins
2008-09-08 12:05 am UTC (link)

conner and delilah don't actually marry because OMG NIKKI/CONNER OTP D: their bb is actually a product of conner's insistent whining that HE WANTS CHILDREN AND HE WANTS THEM NOW OMGGGG and both nikolai and delilah are just like HOLY FUCK SHUT UP ALREADY GIMME YOUR SPERM and yes. XD

ohaaai say hello to nicholette. (because conner likes to think he's funny but he's really, really not. :/) she's got a mix of her mommy and daddy in looks, as you can see, but she takes absolutely NOTHING from their personalities. but let's face it, this is a very good thing. delilah and conner are a bit too wild together, and nicholette actually gets fairly embarrassed. it's SO hard to have to explain to her friends why daddy and auntie delly are drunk on firewhiskey again. (she prefers the deep talks she has with daddy nikolai anyway.)

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	dreamandawake 2008-09-08 02:24 am UTC (link)
	MOLLY WANTS A LORCAN BB. (Reply to this)(Thread)

derkins
2008-09-09 02:35 am UTC (link)

i love the little ficlet you wrote concerning lorcan's proposal, so we're totally going to go with that! of course some Time passes before they get around to having children, mainly because of luna and lorcan's job and all the traveling he does for it, but rest assured it's definitely brought up around the dinner table once or seventy times, and always it's very Awkward.

finally, after three or five years of marriage (unheard of for a weasley!!), lorcan gets off his ass and finally decides he needs to stop making molly so sad. he's only able to give molly one bb, but you can bet it's the most loved bb in the whole entire world.

this is rolf. yes, they copped out and kept up the naming-kids-after-your-folks tradition. molly didn't mind though and lorcan's just glad he can talk to his mom about another rolf. he takes after molly mostly in looks, specifically the nose and mouth, but unfortunately didn't get her Very Fierce eyebrows. he's a bit like his father though, quiet and reserved unless he's really comfortable with someone. he's been coddled, OF COURSE, and he's a total mommy's boy, and for a while he really resented his dad for not being around as much as he should have, especially considering how sad molly got. but trust that lorcan eventually cleans up his act and he finally files for a transfer closer to home with less traveling. it doesn't pay as much but both molly and rolf assure lorcan that what they get instead of it is much, much better.

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	lemonadeandgin 2008-09-08 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Ew I don't want any of your dirty chars-- PIERS/EDWARD, SEBASTIAN/JUDE (I'm so interested in their married interaction) WILDE/JACKSON. And YES that last one came out of left field. (Reply to this)(Thread)

derkins
2008-09-09 03:05 am UTC (link)

miracle of miracles, edward finally cleans up his act. this, of course, only happens after numerous more threats of piers actually really leaving his ass, and one Very Important Threat in which piers had actually gone out the door in tears. edward couldn't find him for weeks. they finally cross paths again BECAUSE TRUE LOVE'S LIKE THAT in an old video store where piers has started working. edward's a wreck but he tries not to look like one, and tries very hard to appear his cool and calm self, but piers isn't having any of it, finally forcing edward to really truly confess to him.

their marriage is a small ceremony, despite how grand edward wanted it to be (he's still compensating for his guilt; also, it keeps up with his whole.. spoiling piers thing). they have either one of two children:

if they had a son, he would probably be named after piers' dad. assuming he has a name. :P anyway, he's got edward's cockyness and piers' jawline (lol) but thankfully is void of piers' tendency to act like a woman. ALSO HEY HE'S STRAIGHT which really pisses edward off, but piers is always right there to calm him down (or get him worked up over other things, if you get my drift). he's a bit distant from his dads, mostly because his dads tend to be in their own world when they're together, but he doesn't mind, because it gives him free reign to do whatever the hell he wants to do, and boy, does he have fun doing it.

bb option number two is GASP! a girl. for some reason i think her name would be lorette or something and her nickname would be lettie. she has edward's dark features, but piers' complete and utter disregard for anything or anyone not dealing with her or her family. she's not heartless, per se, but she definitely doesn't concern herself with other people's matters, unless it has anything to do with her-- then she's all over that shit. she's fierce where edward is confident and piers is arrogant, and despite her having girl bits, edward actually couldn't be prouder.

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derkins
2008-09-09 11:22 pm UTC (link)

despite how perfect their starting was (compared to sebastian's other "relationship" anyway), they still had some rough patches ahead. it hadn't started out intentional at first-- jude became increasingly busy with theta business and at the moment, his theta life was a lot more rewarding than his private life (as far as social status goes) and so he began to miss more and more dates. of course he'd always try and make up the next time around, but naturally things grew awkward between them. jude began to make one mistake after the other, always choosing something else before sebastian because, at the time, it was more beneficial to him. eventually it got to the point where jude would purposefully set up other engagements during their dates so he wouldn't have to deal with the awkwardness. sebastian, heartbroken (but also jaded enough to realize he should have seen it coming), finally confronted jude and told him they were over.

they didn't see each other again till years later. sebastian's artwork began to really stir up some interest, and it was during one of his exhibits that jude had to write a review about. by then, jude had cleaned up his act and realized how much sebastian really meant to him, and it was hours and hours of apologizing, seriously. sebastian forgave him, and even kissed him. jude was only more than happy to kiss back.

it's a court wedding, because jude still wasn't sure about his beliefs. sebastian didn't mind as much, because they still got the lovely reception for close friends and family after.

they have three kids.

they have a set of twins first. violet's the oldest, but only by a few minutes. typical of being the older child she's head-strong and stubborn, actually more stubborn than both her fathers which continually surprises them to no end. jude often jokes that obviously this means she's not really his child, and though he doesn't really mean anything by it, sebastian (and violet and saffron) always make him pay for it. violet was quick to grow up with her own set of beliefs, and, like jude, tends to question just about everything. she never takes things for face-value. unlike jude, though, she's less worried about her public image, far more interested in the truth. she inherited a bit of sebastian's artistic ability, but has no real desire to pick up a paintbrush (but that could also mostly be due to the fact that she walked in on her fathers one day, having a private little paint session of their own, ahem ahem).

saffron is the more relaxed of the twins. around the household she's called 'ronny' but she absolutely demands everyone else call her saffron, because, c'mon, who else has that name? seriously. she has no artistic ability whatsoever, but that doesn't stop her from taking all the art classes she could. she is nothing like her fathers when it comes to their views on public image-- saffron really just doesn't give a fuck. not in the sense that her sister does, as in being much more preoccupied with something else to bother about it. saffron doesn't care because she doesn't care and she thinks they're all a little silly for getting worked up over her dancing on the restaurant table. c'mon. they clapped for her!

adam is their youngest and only boy. he's a bit more sensitive to the outside world than his sisters are. he's shy and easily embarrassed, almost as if to make up for their utter lack of. he isn't very gifted with the paintbrush either, but he's found his passion in music. he and jude tend to have the most awkward conversations ever, simply because jude's trying very hard to raise his boy like a boy, and adam's kind of just like, um. dad? i am a boy. :| and then jude's like, well yes but-- and that's usually when sebastian cuts in and says OHAY DINNER TIME~ ♥

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	lemonadeandgin 2008-09-09 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh they have such pretty babies! And what a twisty little relationship thing they went through! Like, I was seriously so relieved to see it work out in the end, even though obviously according to the meme it has to in some way... Whatever. I was TENSE with anticipation while I read. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	derkins 2008-09-09 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	LOL oh you~ ♥ that's how i imagined things would have happened anyway... because, ohai, judas-freaking-iscariot. :/ BUT AT LEAST HE DIDN'T CHEAT ON HIM. no. and i'm glad you like their bbs! i forgot to mention, but i kept trying to look for delicate looking things with dark features-- a nice mix up of sebastian and jude, i think. :3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ow_mybrain 2008-09-10 06:04 am UTC (link)
	OMG VIOLET LIKE VIOLA??? if viola weren't gone away, she would be so proud. it's too bad she was so lame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	derkins 2008-09-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
	YEP SEE HOW CLEVER I AM 8D (Reply to this)(Parent)

derkins
2008-09-10 11:50 pm UTC (link)

OKAY OKAY. so one day oscar and verne are Caught. verne is sent away with a slap on his wrist and a stack of porn, and oscar is sent to his counselor to get some therapy because OBVS the poor boy is traumatized. jackson's form of therapy involves the woods. duh. poor oscar is so heartbroken by his lack of yummy geography professor that he's sort of numbly goes 'hay why not' and jackson claps his hand and says 'oh goody~'

cue mr. dorian gray REMIX VERSION TWO POINT OH. but of course by this time oscar is ~wary~ and is all OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME exceptnotbecauseyou'restillkindahotomgdome. jackson watches from ~a distance~ ~~touching himself~~ taking notes and being very Scientisty about it. dorian remembers what happened last time and is all BITCH PLS IMMA CUT YOU and just as he's about to jackson's all OMG NO MY GUINEA PIG and dives in to save him, getting the stab himself. (he actually meant to just push dorian out of the way, but damn those annoying tree roots getting in the way all over the place.)

anyway. oscar is all OMG! you could die! D: and jackson is all OMG! i could die! :D and oscar drags him back to hill house where oscar's ~beauty~ finally triggers some Strange Happenings in the house and somehow or another jackson is healed and in his euphoric, hysterical state he says OMG ILU MARRY ME because ohai his house finally did something and oscar's like OMG YOU SAVED ME OKAY.

they have one child.

yeah that's right. they have matthew FUCKING goode. his name is dorian. because oscar is romantic and jackson's a freak. dorian is the perfect blend of oscar's charm and jackson's twisted mind. like how a vampire and a werewolf do the nasty and create the SUPER HYBRID RACE OF SUPER DOOMY DOOM, dorian's picked up the best of both worlds and he damn well knows how to use it. he's SO good, he fools even his parents. he can play any role he needs to in order to get his way. and he always gets his way. like jackson, he's fascinated with reincarnations to the point where he's nearly killed his own parents (twice) just to test it out. like oscar, he managed to charm his way out of punishment for it.

needles to say, oscar and jackson should never, ever procreate.

also. spam spam spam spam spam.

DON'T EVEN TELL ME HE'S NOT PERFECT.

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