a labor of love that didn't quite work out (derkins) wrote,
@ 2009-01-04 10:55:00

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hey hey remember these?

Pick a character of mine and a number from 40 to 167. The number will correspond to an entry number of this blog and my character will answer the listed questions. You can find the entry by entering it's post # into the search box at the top of the blog.

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	ow_mybrain 2009-01-04 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Luke. 89. (Reply to this)(Thread)

derkins
2009-01-04 02:27 am UTC (link)

1. Does the carpet match the drapes?
I just checked now, and yes, they do. But I think it's the same for everyone, unless they brought in their own curtains from home. Otherwise, the default curtains the dorms provide match the carpet fairly well.

2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
Yes. Sometimes I had to. Sometimes I had to pretend I had to.

3. What is your favorite thing to lick?
Caramel apples.

4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship?
No. But likely only because neither me nor my partner have any real reason to be in such a place.

5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it?
I haven't actually seen porn, but I'm inclined to think live action is so much better.

Bonus: How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
I suppose I'm one of the lucky ones who's never had to.

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	lemonadeandgin 2009-01-04 02:19 am UTC (link)
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derkins
2009-01-04 03:15 am UTC (link)

1. what's the sexiest gesture a person you are sexually interested can make?
A smile. There is something so sexy in that curving of the lips, when you and that person have reached a sort of understanding, and you know you have done something to earn that smile, and that that smile is just for you.

2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?
Hope, love, tragedy. Usually in that order.

3. how many types of orgasms have you experienced?
I should hope that any orgasm experienced with a lover is special and unique.

4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material?
Devotion. I would think this would matter more but I have found that, oftentimes, this is not the case...

5. what do you want . . . . now?
A hug would be nice.

Bonus: describe a sexy mind.
Mystery, intellect, and passion. There is nothing sexier in a mind that can reach out and affect you.

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	colourexplosion 2009-01-04 03:07 am UTC (link)
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derkins
2009-01-04 03:33 am UTC (link)

1. Have you ever bought something to increase your sexual performance or enhance your attributes?
I have never bought something with the intention of increasing my sexual performance or enhancing my attributes, no. Oftentimes, I find that things bought for other reasons work just as well.

2. Do you talk to your parents about sex? Can you/will you talk to your children?
Oh yes.

3. Sex during pregnancy... great or ick?
Intriguing.

4. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
Two months, two weeks, four days.

5. What is the best sex game you've ever played?
One of Us Dies at the End.

Bonus: Who was the first person you were ever naked in front of for sexual reasons?
My mother, father, two nurses, and a doctor.

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	lol omg #5 owllight 2009-01-04 08:17 am UTC (link)
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	lemonadeandgin 2009-01-04 04:01 am UTC (link)
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derkins
2009-01-04 04:31 am UTC (link)

1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet?
Hell fuck yes. No thanks to a certain cocktease of a fiancé.

2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?
I'd say on average, fifteen to twenty minutes. If I'm masturbating, it's only because someone's being a tease again or he's not readily accessible at the time, so it's not exactly a treasured and special moment. At the same time, he who doesn't savor sexual pleasure is an idiot. I mean, fuck, it's not like it's work.

3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position?
"Most pleasurable intercourse position"... what are you, a fucking girl? You mean which position gets me off the most? Fuck, I don't know. Lately, the position doesn't seem to matter as much as the person moaning against you. ... Shut the fuck up that's not sentimental at all, dickwad.

4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.
Fuck, how the fucking fuck should I fucking know?

5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where?
Spontaneous orgasm? Like, what, I was sitting at work one day going over the numbers then OHSHIT THERE GO MY ARMANI SLACKS? Get the fuck out.

Bonus: Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on.
It's a little crumpled from my wallet, but whatever.

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	owllight 2009-01-04 05:42 am UTC (link)
	HADRIAN: 122 FELIX: 113 LUKE: 86 (Reply to this)(Thread)

hadrian.

derkins
2009-01-04 06:11 am UTC (link)

1. what's the sexiest gesture a person you are sexually interested can make?
Antinous has this glorious little talent for making just about anything he does incredibly sexy. I can't even lie about that, and I'm probably glowing a bit as I say this, but once, he was writing a letter, and I had to leave the room. I just had to.

2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?
Worry, stress, and more worry. I have people that can vouch.

3. how many types of orgasms have you experienced?
...There's more than one type?

4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material?
Oh, just an army and an empire of my very own.

5. what do you want . . . . now?
Oh but, I've just had him. I think he deserves a little rest.

Bonus: describe a sexy mind.
Wit and intellect, and the courage to tell me what I need to hear.

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felix. remix: 112.

derkins
2009-01-04 06:27 am UTC (link)

1. If your partner buys you a sexy little "something" is it a present for you or for your partner?
Well obviously it's a present for me. None of my money was spent, none of my time wasted on deciding. All I have to do is put it on and let them have me. Really, as if I do any work anyway.

2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"?
Chivalry, gentleness, and romance. HEAR THAT, CLEO? YOU HEAR THAT?

3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you?
Oh please, as if I would ever do something so menial.

4. Tattoos: Love them or hate them. On you? On a partner?
Tattoos? That's like branding, right? On my partner, definitely. It'll have my special seal on it and everything, oh yes.

5. Stubble: Good or bad? How often do you shave?
It depends. It's visually appealing most of the time, and fun to rub your cheek against, but NOT SO FUN when it's tickling the inside of your thigh and you can't push the jerk away. As for your other question, I choose to PASS, so there.

Bonus: What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?
Being pampered, obviously. Oh and Fifi. And that's all. Honest.

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luke.

derkins
2009-01-04 06:38 am UTC (link)

1. Should guys wear pink?
Why shouldn't they?

2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
I try to keep them open as long as I can, but sometimes I just can't help it. It's hard to stay focused during a kiss so good.

3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive?
Their passion. Sometimes, you can see it in their eyes, or hear it in their voice.

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
...No.

5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Um. The.. latter, please. It just doesn't seem fair the other way.

Bonus: If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say?
I'm sorry I couldn't help you. I think it had just been wishful thinking when I was convinced you could deserve it. Now I'm not so sure anymore.

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	dreamandawake 2009-01-04 06:31 am UTC (link)
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andy wants to know why you used a lovely icon on him :C

derkins
2009-01-04 06:53 am UTC (link)

1. Describe your first kiss.
wet. (eat your heart out, harry potter.)

2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
well, gosh, that depends doesn't it? i mean, are people going to see your pubic hair? i think gif theres a very good chance of peopel seeing your pubic hair, trimming is the way to go. shave if you're into guys who are into LOLITAS and let it all hang out if youre in, like, france.

3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIRHT DARK KNRIHT dont even FIGHT me on this bxtch.

4. Coke or Pepsi?
um. calories, much? ew. water pls.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
god yes. that poor maid but omg she ttly wanted me.

6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
left. no wait right. no maybe left NO IM LYING its right.

7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
rawr. gavin plays sports and he purposefully wont tell me if he wears them or not. what a fuckin tease amirite?

Bonus: Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
no BUT GAWD DO I WANT TO!

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