Whooee! Do my legs really look like that? YES! Maybe it was the camera angles. IT WASN'T! We are going to trounce you lot this season, but that hasn't stopped me from saving my favorite players' posters for my own! Everyone looks so good.

( GEOFFREY BRAND! )

In other news, Phoenix Team had better clean up tonight. I have money riding on you fine witches and wizards!

Now, what's all this I hear about people wanting to take my husband away for the evening :(

( CHANDLER! )

Gossip's not very nice.

( AVIS (BOOTHS!)! )

Everyone in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Class of 1973 should reintroduce themselves to me, since I've clearly overlooked some awfully cute adorable HANDSOME! important ones.

Well, now-- look who finally caught up to the trend!

Which means you all are subject to my gratuitous use of capitals at any moment in time. Isn't that exciting!

HELLO EVERYBODY!