KUALA LUMPUR: Seven Myanmar women factory workers were spared the ordeal of rape when a parang-wielding intruder broke into their hostel but could not get an erection.

Er. LOL?! But good for those girls. It probably went something like this ...

Intruder: I'm gonna *&$*#&!$ you!
Women #01 to #02 (looking at the intruder's crotch): What's that?
Women #02: It looks like a prune.
Women #04: I think that's his manhood.
Woman #03: Are you sure? Looks like a week old to hpu gyauk.
Intruder: Damnit! Shut up! I'm gonna $&**$&^@!$#!$ you!
Women #07: Yeah? You and whose penis?!