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curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-11 21:44
Subject: 361
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KUALA LUMPUR: Seven Myanmar women factory workers were spared the ordeal of rape when a parang-wielding intruder broke into their hostel but could not get an erection.

Er. LOL?! But good for those girls. It probably went something like this ...

Intruder: I'm gonna *&$*#&!$ you!
Women #01 to #02 (looking at the intruder's crotch): What's that?
Women #02: It looks like a prune.
Women #04: I think that's his manhood.
Woman #03: Are you sure? Looks like a week old to hpu gyauk.
Intruder: Damnit! Shut up! I'm gonna $&**$&^@!$#!$ you!
Women #07: Yeah? You and whose penis?!

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Kyle
User: [info]lawton_anime
Date: 2009-09-12 01:38 (UTC)
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"were later ordered to strip but his attempt to rape them was unsuccessful and he left soon after" lol moment, this was so stupid of him hahaha just like what the hell he dropped the ball?! :P actually I bet they could have done some threatening to him like ya suggested

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curiousvenus: pic 162
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-12 15:29 (UTC)
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Well, his li'l bro couldn't live up to the expectation!

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Kyle
User: [info]lawton_anime
Date: 2009-09-14 19:58 (UTC)
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his mind must have been elsewhere, stupid burglar

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curiousvenus: pic 124
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-15 09:08 (UTC)
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Good for those girls, anyway!

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