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curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-11 21:44
Subject: 361
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KUALA LUMPUR: Seven Myanmar women factory workers were spared the ordeal of rape when a parang-wielding intruder broke into their hostel but could not get an erection.

Er. LOL?! But good for those girls. It probably went something like this ...

Intruder: I'm gonna *&$*#&!$ you!
Women #01 to #02 (looking at the intruder's crotch): What's that?
Women #02: It looks like a prune.
Women #04: I think that's his manhood.
Woman #03: Are you sure? Looks like a week old to hpu gyauk.
Intruder: Damnit! Shut up! I'm gonna $&**$&^@!$#!$ you!
Women #07: Yeah? You and whose penis?!

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Steph ♪  I need a heartbeat: teito/what mother fucker?
User: [info]shattering
Date: 2009-09-11 17:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:teito/what mother fucker?

Wow that is both fail and win simultaneously xD

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curiousvenus: pic 143
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-12 14:57 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 143

Stupendous failboat!

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