Give me one of my characters and one of yours, and I'll tell you how they end up together and about their first-born-- even if they are unqualified to have children (doesn't die, not canon, etc).

CRACK, AU, AND CANON GLADLY ACCEPTED.

OKAY. I've done this one like three times but I want to try writing it out like Ron did :]] so I CAN DO KIDDIES AGAIN MEBBE for a story xDD