Dirk is a fun, silly, and loving fellow! He's forever optimistic, and will always find the bright side of a situation even when you yell and scream at him to stop. He's incredibly smart: he's fluent in four languages (English, Gobbledygook, Mermish, and German), and is currently studying Bulgarian, Spanish, and the language of the centaurs. Dirk is very devoted to all of his friends, family, and his job (one of his best mates is a goblin named Gornak) and is just a generally nice, good guy. He enjoys going on treks into the goblin villages, and in his spare time plays games of Dungeons and Dragons with a group of friends. He is a little excitable, which makes him hard to deal with sometimes, but most people deal with his jittery ways because he does have his heart in the right place.