1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
A laptop, a mini-Gizmo, a piano, a 'Naked' juice drink (orange-mango) and a Jeep.

2.) I have an irrational fear of:
Sharks

3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
My biological grandmother is dead, and my living adoptive grandmother is an insufferable bitch, so I don't eat at her house.

4.) What weight were you when you were born?
7 pounds, 5 ounces

5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
Honestly? Probably beat the crap out of them, tie them up and torture them until I got bored with that, and then eat them... hey, you asked.

6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
They'd never see me again. I'd gather my things, and leave them behind.

7.) Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
No, I hate MySpace.

8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
Impossible. I'm fixed.

9.) Next door to my house is:
Trees

10.) My feet are:
Bare

11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
low-rise, boot cut... preferably True Religion, but 7's work, too.

12.) Do you play a musical instrument?
Yes, piano.

13.) Know how to cook?
I wish I did... but I can order take-out like a pro!

14.) I am annoyed with:
I generally don't get 'annoyed'. I'm either pissed off as all hell, or don't care at all. Now, if you asked what pisses me off, we'd be here all day.

15.) What is the worst way you were dumped??
A guy telling me he couldn't date me anymore because he wanted to have kids... after my hysterectomy.. when he'd already fucked me.

16.) What child-related smell do you not like?
I dislike children in general.. so, all of 'em.

17.) What sea creature scares you?
Sharks

18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Blond

19.) What object have you broken most recently?
Um, does my wrist count? I break things all the time.

20.) Name one of the Spice Girls.
That sexy redhead.. Ginger Spice? I don't know.. I don't listen to their music. I just put the tv on mute and watch her dance.

21.) What was the last thing to make you cry?
Panic attacks. Stress.

22.) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
No clue. I don't drink.

23.) My favorite shoes are:
For looks? Heels. For comfort? My Sketchers tennis shoes.

24.) Can you use chopsticks?
No, they aggravate me because I could never figure them out.

25.) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
A forest.

26.) What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
I find them fascinating.. attribute that to me being a psych major? I don't know.. I'd love to interview any of them.

27.) Who knows a secret or two about you?
Kyle

28.) Have you ever burned yourself?
Yes, usually from very hot tea like an idiot.

29.) Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Who knows.. my mother-in-law? She's pissed because, even though we stayed over there ALL FREAKIN' DAY, she wanted us to go out to dinner and I have homework. Boo-fucking-hoo.

30.) Who is your hero[s]?
My Dad. Husband. Kyle. My (biological) Mom. This list is long..

40.) Do you believe that things last forever?
Very few things...

41.) What are you listening to?
Forensic Files in the background on tv..

42.) What do you smell like?
The perfume I just got.

43.) Are you married?
Yes.

44.) Does anyone regularly tell you they love you?
Yes, a few people.

45.) What's the most confusing to you?
The answer to this used to be math, but thanks to a very awesome math professor, I would have to say people.

46.) Do you have any bad habits?
No.. I'm perfect  =)  Of course I do.. who doesn't?

47.) Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Never. I don't have the patience.

48.) What is one thing you've learned about life?
That I operate most comfortably outside the box.

49.) What's your favorite color?
Purple or Cyan

50.) Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
Yes. I prefer stairs now.

52.) Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend
Many people.

53.) What are you looking forward to?
So many things... all that comes to mind at present is law-school - (yes, I am that sadistic).

54.) How are you today?
Awesome.