Thomas Kyle (cantkeepmeout) wrote,
@ 2012-12-17 18:58:00

Entry tags:

Kid meme
A. Name
B. Zodiac
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Psychical description
E. Five Random Facts

Realistic or not, go for it.

List of characters:

DCNG:
Thomas Kyle
Harry Reesen
Jai West

MNG:
Martin Baum
Lena Jessen
Simon Davis
Vlad Rasputin
Brandr Fandralsson
Aleron Maximoff
Benjamin Parker

DC:
Bruce Wayne

Marvel:
Peter Parker

Bring it.

V2 add in:

DCNG: Jerry Boltiansky

Other than that everything's the same, go for it.

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	I have to do it shield_maiden 2012-12-17 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Svalin/Brandr (Reply to this)(Thread)

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dashingly
2012-12-18 12:10 am UTC (link)

Brandr/Svalin
A. Randolfr Brandrsson
B. Leo
C. Well dashing bodyguard meets godling who enjoys battle just as much. It was going to lead there anyway.
D. Jamie Dornan

E. Five Random Facts

1. Most feared toddler with a knife there ever was. Made all the worse since his parents insisted that blades be weilded /properly/. Certain other people were smart and made sure table knives were plastic around such kids.

2. Spent a lot of time exploring the compound or, as he'd put it, "defending the realm from all those who should oppose her" He often tried to get big brother Solver in on the adventures. No rabbits ever came near the place again.

3. 'Shopping time' meant make yourself scarce. Kid learned fast.

4. "But I need my sword to defend thee. 'Ist important." "Lovely, but no butterknife fights at the table sweetheart." Well one mother had to be the sensible one when it came to cutlery.

5. Became quite the swordsmen later, and of course did well with the opposite sex. Between advice from one mom and the dashing ones on his father's side...it didn't surprise anyone really. Luckily he hasn't tried to grow grandfather Fandral's goatee. Apparently two people in the world can pull it off according to one mom: Fandral the Dashing...and Errol Flynn.

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	Re: I have to do it butterflybullet 2012-12-18 12:20 am UTC (link)
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	shield_legacy 2012-12-17 10:07 pm UTC (link)
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bio_nerd
2012-12-18 02:04 am UTC (link)

Tim/Lena
A. Sarah Alicia Dugan
B. Aries
C. They're cute nerds, they banter well and get along, and sometimes that leads to being more than just friends
D. Lyndsy Fonseca

E. Five Random Facts

1. Is THE biggest geek. Lena laughs and rolls her eyes when the father/daughter pair geek out about various things and dress up to cons. They even convinced Lena once to cosplay.

2. Skipped a bunch of grades and graduated early. As expected really. The dinner table discussions are one giant nerdgasm.

3. Has had all her SHIELD family from Great Granddad Dum Dum to all her aunts and uncles (honourary included) wrapped around her finger since before she could talk. And she knows it. Dum dum spoils that girl rotten.

4. Is a bit of a pyro and loves explosions. Has twice singed her eyebrows off. Didn't really care. It was in the name of science.

5. Isn't sure if she wants to permanently be a labrat at SHIELD or redo the mythbusters show. Except she'd do it better and /properly/. So many experimental flaws there, tsk tsk. She'll show them how it's done.

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	_tsunami_ 2012-12-17 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Cait/Vlad (Reply to this)(Thread)

under_the_skin
2012-12-18 01:16 am UTC (link)

Cait/Vlad
A. Andrey Rasputin
B. Virgo
C. The typical way. Rufus's k-i-s-s-i-n-g song wasn't far off. In terms of order of events that is. No trees were harmed in the making of any of this.
D. Andrey Ivanov

(I swear I had the name picked before the pb)
E. Five Random Facts

1. Between him, his father, grandfathers, and uncles on both sides, no sister of his is ever going to date. And no slighting female family members either.

2. Is an icecream fanatic, once as a kid got into the freezer and nearly downed a whole carton on his own. Now whenever icecream goes missing they all look to him. He maintains he's innocent of that.

3. Perfected the cute innocent smile as a kid. Out of necessity really, he has a bit of a mischevious streak and insists that there needs to be more silly fun. Not as bad as some relatives Drake side though...Uncle Scott breathes slightly easier. Slightly.

4. Avid surfer since he was a kid. Helps when your mom makes the best waves.

5. Can control metals in the same way the Drake side can control their elements. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief that he didn't get something else. The captain planet jokes would've been too much.

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	anyastark 2012-12-17 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Anya/Martin (Reply to this)(Thread)

magic_hands
2012-12-18 12:38 am UTC (link)

Anya/Martin
A. Aleksandr (Alexei or Alex to most) Baum
B. Scorpio
C. Of course at one point the young mage of the Thunderbolts had to leave to further his training and get those magic skills under control. He came back a far more withdrawn young man and helped Anya out in some chaotic mess. Worse than the usual Thursday. That sullen withdrawn magic-not-human nonsense wasn't' going to fly and she drew him out of his shell. Well..one thing leads to another and while the astral plane version is certainly an experience, sometimes you gotta go the old fashioned route.
D. Eddie Redmayne

E. Five Random Facts

1. Yep, a mutant. Not surprising really, he can telepathically control technology.

2. Is guilty of standing in the middle of Anya's workshop and drawing in spare parts to make a mecha version of himself. Hey, it's actually a good one.

3. Names all his attacks in latin after magic spells. Nobody's sure why really.

4. Specializes in creating little minion-style robots. He went overboard once and they swarmed Ren Tech HQ trying to be helpful

5. Always well dressed and has no problems with Mom's shopping trips filling his closet. He does buy his own hats though. Even has a collection.

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	miss_flexible 2012-12-17 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Annie/Jai (Reply to this)(Thread)

fastasyoucan
2012-12-22 08:49 pm UTC (link)

Annie/Jai
A. Susie West
B. Sagittarius
C. Both families were pretty happy when they started dating. And the eventual marriage was a giant family affair, the Dinby's would be Flash family on paper now! Uncle Barry and Ralph were ecstatic to say the least...
D. Reiko Aylesworth

E. Five Random Facts

1. Most adored little girl there was. Everyone dotes on her, she and Grandpa Ralph would go on mystery hunting adventures around the house. She's still working on her nose twitchin ability to this day.

2. Would pretend Mountain Dew was the gingold formula and tell everyone to get out of her way, she had to drink some before going off to fight crime!

3. Was the top of her class in school despite spending a good chunk of class time doodling flashes running around the edges of her paper.

4. As a kid didn't get why people were so impressed by the matrix move. Please, most of her family could do that with their eyes closed and better.

5. Is a Sherlock Holmes fangirl through and through. Dressed up as him as a kid and had Dad be her Watson.

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	miss_flexible 2012-12-22 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	SO CUTE! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	feathers_ 2012-12-17 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Lyta/Vlad (Reply to this)(Thread)

under_the_skin
2012-12-18 10:12 pm UTC (link)

Mission accomplished, paired him off with both twins. Though one only as a life partner. Have more twins!

Lyta/Vlad
A. (Twins! It runs in the family) Milena "Millie" Rasputin and Sergei Rasputin
B. Sagittarius
C. Oh you know, boy finds girl attractive, girl finds boy attractive, biology happens.
D. Isabel Lucas

and Bo Develius

E. Five Random Facts

1. Karma's a bitch. Winged twins for Betsy decided to repeat itself for Lyta. Yep, that's not the baby kicking. That's the baby trying to fly.

2. The twins would dive bomb off the Mansion's roof often and then have gliding competitions. Which resulted in embarassing upside-down-and-wings-caught-in-branches scenarios.

3. Are reigning champions and team party and card games. Cheat, pictionary, taboo, you name it.

4. Also notorious for water and snow bombing people. And their snowball fights are certain quite something.

5. Sergei's the more quiet one (who unfortunately didn't inherit the giant Rasputin genes) who most people wouldn't expect capable of such mischief. But put him and his sister together and she eggs him on.

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	invisible_girl 2012-12-17 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Valeria/Aleron (Reply to this)(Thread)

unseenpowers
2012-12-18 04:19 am UTC (link)

(Keep messing up things, sorry for the notifs)

Valeria/Aleron
A. Twins! Mary and Eric Maximoff
B. Gemini (I'm lazy)
C. Like expected, the adorable pair of the scientist and her lab assistant. Force field bubbles are great for uncontaminated lab space and privacy...
D. Sara Ziff

and Jonas Kloch

E. Five Random Facts

1. They're adored by grandparents on both sides and are of course spoiled rotten. Even the great magneto is a cuddly doting great grandfather around them.

2. Once set fire to 3 floors of the Baxter building with a science explosion. They bickered between each other about it until told that one had to fess up. They both shut up right away. Gotta watch each other's backs.

3. Favourite thing as kids was to go floating above NY with one of their parents.

4. They're the nicest kids to everyone else but they take revenge on Vincent for violating their or mom's lab space by having experiments just happen to go wrong near him or his stuff. They'll shrug innocent-like at accusations.

5. Obviously both super-smart, and happy to know they're not close to being on the Inhumans throne. But they do love visits to Attilan because it means Lockjaw. They once tried to advocate for getting Lockjaw to live in their room. Sadly the petition was shot down.

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	barbiebird 2012-12-17 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Thomas/Barbie (Reply to this)(Thread)

cantkeepmeout
2012-12-18 06:43 am UTC (link)

Thomas/Barbie
A. Veronica "Richie" Kyle
B. Aries
C. When you're in the midst of insanity and the only two people who seem to be sane...things happen. Ollie wasn't happy.
D. Emily Didonato

E. Five Random Facts

1. A small kid to begin with, thankfully that the tall genes won out. She's thankful for that like people have no idea. Because no way did she intend to be tiny forever.

2. Even if it wasn't expressely forbidden, would never ever use the canary cry on a lock. Why bother when she could pick it in no time and sneak in without all that noise? I mean...subtelty people

3. Takes bullshit from no one. You snark at her, she'll do it back. Makes the family oddly proud. Well...except when they want her to do something. Stubborness has its downsides. But it runs in the families.

4. Most proud and most shameful moment: had to use the canary cry to break into a safe a villain had locked a doomsday control in. First time she'd really gotten the cry to exactly what she needed it for. On the other hand...there was an excellent safe now to mourn.

5. "Cat ate the canary" is not a term allowed to be used in the house. Various reasons nobody will elaborate on for her. They just giggle.

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	greenwillpower 2012-12-18 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Jess/Harry (Reply to this)(Thread)

in_reserve
2012-12-18 04:12 am UTC (link)

Jess/Harry
A. Jay Reesen
B. Capricorn
C. He's shy and has a complex about making people happy, doesn't mean he doesn't want her. Hot girlfriend people, it was gonna happen.
D. Ralf Javoiss

E. Five Random Facts

1. Cheerful kid, who knows what to do if Dad gets into a sorry streak. Yes, there's a plan for that.

2. Every halloween dresses up as a type of law enforcement. Once dressed up as a kid as a police officer along with his mom and they went trick or treating. His candy gun was the best thing.

3. Reigning champion at laser tag and paintball. Him and mom get competitive real fast. Nobody will ever forget the Great Blue Paintball Incident.

4. Knows that Dad gets less his shy self sometimes. Also knows it generally means mom gave him a green boost. Doesn't actually know what that's a euphemism for...

5. Thinks Aunt Cindy is the coolest and insists on learning how to sweep up at monopoly. Watch out.

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	devilonstrings 2012-12-18 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Brandr/Joanna (Reply to this)

	legitimate_son 2012-12-18 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Emmeline/Vlad (Reply to this)

	legitimate_son 2012-12-18 04:49 am UTC (link)
	You told me to go for it, and now your regret begins! Gabriel/Vlad (Reply to this)(Thread)

under_the_skin
2012-12-18 07:18 am UTC (link)

Vlad/Gabe
A. Nicholas Rasputin-Worthington
B. Cancer
C. You see, there was a crazed scientist studying mutants and creating combos of various xmen. Most didn't survive the procedure or later failed initial testing but this one survived. A supremely awkward moment when they found him though.
D. Marcus Hedbrandh

E. Five Random Facts

1. "So my one dad-" "Wait...you have two dads?" "Yeah. Oh I mean, one of them's not...you see see they're actually my Dads and not just my dads. You get what I mean." ...No Nicholas, they really don't.

2. Apparently consistently wearing clothes wasn't in the conditioning. Or something genetic. Because looking at the way Vlad and Gabe didn't seem to care how clothed they were marching around the mansion...

3. Belts out "I believe I can fly" like it's nobody's business. While in the shower. While in the pool. While eating icecream. And yes, while flying. It's his favourite song since he came out of the cloning pd.

4. The dads are pretty good about being...well, dads to him. Though Gabe and Nick like to bet on the number or times Vlad rolls his eyes at some of the looks people give them while the three of them are out. Apparently the dads make a cute couple.

5. He celebrates the day he got out of the cloning pd his birthday and the day his dads taught him to fly as their anniversary. No, it doesn't matter that they aren't a couple, they still need an anniversary according to him.

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	nightflame 2012-12-18 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Because you asked for it. :) Franklin/Aleron (Reply to this)

	redheadspy 2012-12-18 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Vlad/Anya (Reply to this)(Thread)

under_the_skin
2012-12-18 10:58 pm UTC (link)

(Russian pbs are hard to find good ones of...)

Vlad/Anya
A. Leonid Vladovitch Rasputin
B. Zodiac
C. With the number of charity parties out there, they were bound to meet eventually. It also helped that once he finished his degree he ended up programming for a company that did some work with Ren Tech. Well, late nights working, programming geeking out, some vodka, russian banter and silliness on top of finding out that each of them did the hero thing too? One thing led to another and it was no surprise they hit it off.
D. Vasiliy Stepanov

E. Five Random Facts

1. Ended up pretty big, as expected, enough that he's been mistaken as mom's bodyguard a few times.

2. Doesn't buy videogames. He makes them for himself then plays them. His personal favourite is the Xmen one where he gets to play as Uncle Misha.

3. Dressed up as Great Uncle Scott one year for halloween. Complete with working laser sunglasses. It was a hit at the mansion.

4. The jet setting kid has gotten used to being a mannequin on shopping trips, he's good about standing there and indulging mom and her friends as they find things for him. Then in his everyday life does what dad does and wears comfortable clothes or forgets to wear much at all.

5. Had to be told not to try to feed his vegetables to Lockheed. Tried anyway and ended up proving the "if you don't eat your vegetables you won't grow up big and strong" thing false.

Bonus!

6. Has a sister

(PB:Natalya Rudakova) who despite having some physically intimidating male relatives, completely ignores the "no boys rule" they try to enforce.

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	bwa_ha_ha 2012-12-18 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Dinah/Thomas (Reply to this)

	heytheredelilah 2012-12-18 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Lena/Aleks (Reply to this)(Thread)

bio_nerd
2013-05-21 08:18 pm UTC (link)

Sorry this took so long! I had most of it done and sitting for a while. New baby meme had me finish it up.

Lena/Aleks
A. Mark Childress
B. Aquarius
C. Came a few years after his sister
D.

photo sebastian_stan_in_gossip_girl_season_1_15.png

Sebastian Stan (photoshop by me)
E. Five Random Facts

1. Cooking is an exact science and all measurements must be exact. Do not argue this point or you get no food from him.

2. Is real smart, but not lab smart. He's the team strategist and plays a mean game of chess. That and poker is how he makes all his extra cash.

3. Inherited the radiation issue, but can still go on long missions due to his mother developing pills that helped with the problem, though he still needs a rad chamber session once in a while.

4. Growing up, insisted on being his mother's lab assistant every time he visited the lab, and she'd play along and make up experiments or interesting things to do for him during it.

5. Bit of a ladies man, prefers flings in general but thinks maybe one day it'd be nice to slow down and stick with one girl for a while.

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	vicious_cycle 2012-12-18 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Now for some odder crack from me... Lena/Nick. (Reply to this)(Thread)

bio_nerd
2012-12-22 09:55 pm UTC (link)

Lena/Nick
A. Sarah Jessen
B. Pisces
C. Lots of alcohol. She doesn't remember quite how much, just that it'd been a bad week and she was shocked it didn't hit the level of alcohol poisoning.
D. Laura Breckenridge

E. Five Random Facts

1. Is, perhaps to her father's dismay, quite the goody two shoes. Lena doesn't know where she gets it from, even she breaks rules once in a while...

2. Despite what some would expect because of 1, is a motorcycle enthusiast and her parents did manage to agree with each other and pool for one for her when she was old enough to legally learn to drive one

3. As a toddler, insisted on sitting on her dad's lap and being driven around while he was Ghost Rider. It confused a lot of bad guys, Ghost Rider and his flaming motorcycle with a toddler sitting atop it and loudly declaring that "Daddy's going to put you in time out for being baddies!"

4. Carries a science book around at all times. Of course she upgraded from kid versions pretty early on and would practice giving people science lectures whenever they came to visit.

5. Doesn't drink at all. Her lab is also coffee free. In fact, it's only stocked with tea. Everyone thinks this is physically impossible and she must be popping caffiene pills on the sly or something.

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