Aww but the ladies everyone loves mechanics! Obv v. sexy. You know you secretly like it. ;) What did you have in mind? I can already see the evil cogs in your mind turning.

Props for actually listening to Mac! :) Speaking of which, I'm still waiting to get my hat back...Not that you don't look sexy in it or whatever

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Fuck everyone else, I said no more mechanics! And 1) I'm not evil, I'm focused, and 2) wouldn't you like to know?

Your hat? I don't have any of your hats. I have a hat that used to be yours, but I don't have any of your hats.

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Fine, no mechanics this year. I would like to know though! What am I going to have to do to find out?

FUCK, sometime I swear you're trying to mess with me Uhm....but...huh?

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I don't know, how much skin is too much?

Finders keepers, baby.

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Lexie! What are you planning on making me wear?! Tell meeee!

OKAY FINE. You look nice in it anyway...I suppose you can keep it.

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Gimme gimme never gets, bitch!

Good cause it was mine anyway. :)

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Am I going to have to show up to your room and give you a strip tease to find out??? I'm only half kidding, I'll do it

Well you should wear it more often then! Hats are like people, they need love too. :)

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That won't be necessary.

I guess. I don't really have anything to go with it, but I guess I could fix that easily enough.

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Ha! Cause you'd like it waaaay too much! :P Then what?? Come on Lex! You can't just say I can't be a mechanic and then not tell me what you're gonna make me wear!

I'd hook you up lady ;D Maybe a trip to the mall?

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I'd like that like a hole in the head, Charles. What do you want to be? Honestly?

Soon, right?

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Such a sour puss!! You know you're the only person who can get away with that name, right?

Honestly? A mechanic. I guess I could be like, the angel to your devil or something though. I'm not opposed to shopping around!

Of course! Love trips to the mall with my girl! I wanted to take Quinton on a test drive anyway. I've been tinkering with the engine...

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I know. That's why it's my favorite, isn't it?

That sounds better already! But then people will like you better, being all angelic and such. How about a sexy mediwitch instead?

Define tinkering and define test drive. I don't do dirt roads or bumpy rides.

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I just thought it was because I was your favorite!

Haha I don't think anyone would believe I'm angelic! Sexy mediwitch sounds cool though, but I don't really know anything about fixing people...just cars. :\

Well...I promise it won't be on a dirt road or bumpy...just...fast? I might have added a few extra parts?

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You are. Mostly.

You don't have to do it, just fake it. You're not actually there to help people, fuck them.

Define parts then.

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SO...I'm there to fuck them? I could get on board with this.

Alex! Do I gotta tell you like, everything I installed? I modified the engine a little, gosh! I promise no bumps, no dirt roads, nothing that will cause your flawlessly styled hair to even get on hair out of place!

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Whatever you're into, sugar. Just don't forget who's arm you're there on.

I'm taking your word on this. Don't fuck up.

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You mean like...I'm your date? There's a few things that I'm into that'll probably be there ;P But you know I'm proudly yours sweet thang! :)

Have I ever let you down before?

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Mmhm. Just know your role, Chuckie.

I can think of a handful.

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My role? What? You mean like, being your arm candy?

Hey! The time I took you out on the dirt bike was only one time. And, I did tell you to hold on tight! I just want to make sure everything is running nicely. It'll be like a Sunday drive, scouts honor!

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Obviously.

You were showing off, you idiot. And don't do it a second time! Sunday drive, completely uneventful.. I really don't know why you insist on driving everywhere anyway. Once I can apparate, I'll never ride in a car again.

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