[secret mystery letter left in one Madara Uchiha's locker in an unknown writing cause he got a girl to write it for him.]

Hi Madara,

I've seen around school but I am too shy to come up and talk to you. I just want you to know that I think you are someone special, someone I would like to try and be with. One day, I hope I can overcome my nerves and speak to you in person but for now, I hope you will allow me to continue to write to you and tell you how I feel.

From your secret admirer.

[no family around. yes! finally some alone time which every growing teenager wants. mom and dad away doing some kind of adult bonding, most likely with the Uchihas so if they are with the Uchihas then that means that Tobirama has gone with them to be with little Uchiha tub o lard. just him and an empty house... and some skin mags. shh, its okay baby, no one is here so tell me all your naughty, naughty stories.]